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Hello and good morning. The time is 8 a
.m. We're taking this day off with all

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the energy. Time sure flies, doesn't it?
It's already December, which can only

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mean one thing.

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Christmas is right around the corner.

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We are waking up to clear skies and cool
temperatures today, which is perfect

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for getting everyone...

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into the Christmas spirit.

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The lights are already twinkling across
the city, the smell of hot chocolate is

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in the air, and the carols, well, we've
been hearing them for weeks now.

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But finally, we're in Christmas mode.

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Lucas, breakfast!

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Yep, it's hard to believe, but it's me,
Salvo Molina.

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The same guy who had a rap sheet longer
than Don Quixote.

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Not that long ago, I'd have beer and
some olives for breakfast at noon.

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But since I saved Christmas a couple
years back, and, well, Santa's ass along

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with it, I am officially a good person.

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My boy.

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Dad. Morning, Lucas.

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Hey, come on, listen. And even more
important than that, now I'm a real

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-up dad.

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Thanks, Dad. It's really good.

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Hey, this is the breakfast of champions.

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Protein and nutrients and all that stuff
you should be eating.

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Let's make a toast.

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Cheers. The new Salva spends quality
time with his son.

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Together at home.

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Yo, again with the jam, dude? I keep
telling you, savory in the mornings.

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Well, okay. We're at my buddy Repeated's
place.

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But it won't be for long.

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Because I finally have a job that I
like. And it's all legit, too. Like I

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I'm a good boy now.

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Hey, you worker boy, that thing needs
polishing, you hear? And you better not

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try to stop until it shines like gold.
Get my last two.

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And hey, chicken breast sandwiches.

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Yeah, I know that's what we don't want
to be, but I got to do fitness.

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Fitness? Exercise? Working out? Not that
you'd know about that. Come on now,

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fitness. One, two, one, two, fitness. I
mean, it's not perfect.

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Sometimes it's hard not to just say
screw it all. All the sacrifices are

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it, as long as my son is happy and he
can be proud of his dad. Ah, there's my

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son. Lucas!

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What up, Dad?

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You're here.

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How did school go today?

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Worse than work without pay. How did
your day go? My job is a bummer and I

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it so.

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Oh, hey, what you got there?

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What is that right there?

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Will you look at that? It's two tickets
to see Home Alone tonight for a special

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screening. My favorite movie, Dad. The
best surprise ever.

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I've never been so happy. And the best
part is the most wonderful time of the

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year is coming.

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Christmas?

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Ho, ho, ho!

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Time to wake up, little elves, because
there's only one week left until

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Christmas arrives.

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The new day is beginning.

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Let's get to work right away.

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We'll do it all with joy and cheer.

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Christmas is on the way. No way, stop!

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You guys call that happiness and joy and
cheer?

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Huh?

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Looks like we need a good dose of
Christmas spirit around here. Ho, ho,

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There's gonna be fun, there's gonna be
fun. Join the party, it's just begun.

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There's gonna be smiles, oh my, it's
almost Christmas.

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There's going to be light.

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There's going to be light. Beautiful
star raised by the fire. Wonderful

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Oh, my, it's almost Christmas.

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There's going to be fire and glass and
all the fire.

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It's time to get down to business.

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Oh, come on, Robbie. You have to be such
a stick in the mud, eh? There's time to

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do it all. Oh, yeah? We still have to
read all those letters in that pile.

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It's just... Honestly, the kids could
send audio notes, couldn't they?

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Come on, here she comes. In just a few
minutes, Planet Toys will open its

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Did you add sugar? Yes, yes. Great.

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Ma 'am, here, your matcha ice latte with
a little cinnamon, absolutely no

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lactose. Ugh, way too sweet, Sebastian.

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I'm sorry, ma 'am. And where's the
report? The report, come on. The staff

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report. Here it is. Why did you have to
put sugar?

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Hmm, too many here. Five need to go.

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We already have the designs for our new
empowerment doll. Mm -hmm. Too many

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curls, and she's way too short. Fix it.

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Hello there.

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Come on.

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Sebastian? Yes, what is it?

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Why are they just standing around? Good
question.

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Back to work. Go on. Get those doors
open.

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Do you think you work at a DMV?

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Christmas is here.

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Let's go, Sebastian.

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Yes, ma 'am. Good morning. How's
everyone doing?

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Everything's great, right? I love it.

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Come on. Yes.

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I called you all together urgently to
discuss something that could change the

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course of this company forever. Bravo.

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You are all aware that Planet Toys is
now the number one company in the world.

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And our products are the most sought
-after gifts on all the key holidays of

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year. That's all holidays.

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Yep. Except one.

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And why aren't we selling at Christmas?

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Because all of you are incompetent. Of
course.

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But above all, it's because of the
relentless beast we've spent years of

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lives looking for.

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Oh, Bigfoot. No, it's got to be the Loch
Ness. No, no, I think it's a

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chupacabra. It's Elvis.

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He's alive.

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Shh, shh, shh.

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Guys, it's Santa Claw, or Kris Kringle,
or whatever you want to call that fat

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doofus who's competed with toy companies
for decades on end.

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The kids don't have to buy toys because
he goes and gives them.

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He gives.

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Sebastian, you say it. I can't. I keep
on gagging. He gives them all.

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For free. And then what do they do to
get those toys just be good? It's

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disgusting. Several years ago, we
launched a program to geographically

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Santa, and we have invested significant
time and money into it.

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But a few years ago, at a hospital in
Madrid, there was a miracle that

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Christmas.

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Nicholas!

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Santa Claus for real? The old man wasn't
lying?

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Well,

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luckily for me, that nurse was one of my
second cousins and mentioned it to me

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at a family reunion.

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She's not my favorite cousin.

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So I kind of ignored her.

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But then... Isn't that funny?

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All that money you invested, and we get
that clue at your nephew's communion.

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Your timing, Sebastian, is always so
off.

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Sorry.

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On this card, there are coordinates.

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And now we know where he lives.

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Now all we have to do is execute our
plan. We kidnap old Mr. Santa Claus, and

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make sure we never have to compete
again.

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But the world will wonder where Santa
Claus is.

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Allow me to introduce the man who will
replace Santa Claus to the world. What's

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up, everyone?

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When do I start, boss?

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Hey, back off, Romeo.

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This guy's way too skinny.

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He's not like Santa at all.

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Fellow sure likes to talk.

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I present to you Mauro Quezada, an
impersonator.

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An impersonator?

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Please, you guys. I'm an actor. A truly
dedicated method actor who creates all

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his characters from the inside. And
plus, you got a real chameleon here. My

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acting range is so wide and diverse, it
covers all styles from classical theater

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all the way to the most avant -garde.
Even more importantly, I have a raw

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for characterization and in -depth
portrayal. Okay.

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Well, I think that's been made clear.

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Crystal clear, babe.

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Refocusing here. Right. After Santa's
been kidnapped, all the parents in the

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world have got to pay up or their kids
don't get any presents this year.

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Yes, ma 'am. One question. What does Mr.
Anselmo think about this?

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Like, what kind of question is that,
Grandpa?

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My father retired years ago.

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I've told you all repeatedly.

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Now I'll finally be able to prove to him
that I can run this place as well as

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him or better. Better. Is that quite
clear?

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Sebastian? Yep.

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Put on a coat because you're headed to
the North Pole.

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You'll see. Christmas is ours.

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Yeah!

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Yoo -hoo!

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Christmas is almost here, and you can
feel it in the air.

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Come on, you guys.

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You're so out of shape. Your butts are
too big. You need to work out, huh?

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Go, Dasher. Go on, Prancer.

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Hey, Luis Alberto, let's go.

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You look like a rookie. Hey.

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I love Christmas.

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Let's do our acrobatics, all right? A
360.

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Let's go.

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Hey,

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very good. I almost tossed my cookies.

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All right, let's get cracking. Now burn
those hooves like infested furious.

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Yeah!

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I don't want to. Carlitos, eat your
broccoli.

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I don't want to. Eat your broccoli and
behave, or this Christmas Santa Claus is

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going to give you coal.

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Mom, that's just silly.

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Don't be silly, young man. You better
eat this broccoli if you think Santa

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is going to bring you everything on that
list you made.

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Begin hustle to fight the scooter.

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You want all that stuff? Eat your
broccoli.

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Yes, yes.

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Broccoli is both tasty and healthy, eh?

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That was loud.

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Man, I'm hungry.

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Come on, let's get back, guys. There's
chorizo mac and cheese, there's prawn

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rice pudding, and tres leches French
toast all waiting. Away!

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landing, you guys.

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We've earned our dinner tonight.

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Oh, jeez.

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Who is that?

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Hey there. Sir, can I help you with
something?

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Mother of mercy.

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It's a human being. I've walked for 12
hours and penguins are all I've seen. By

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Rudolph's red nose, my goodness, you're
frozen solid.

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Uh -huh.

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Don't worry, you're safe with us. But
how did you manage to land here?

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Well, I was on a guided tour through the
fjords, and I was distracted at the

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souvenir shop buying, well, nothing, a
fridge magnet I collect, you know? And

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those folks don't wait for anyone, so I
missed the bus. So I said to myself,

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since I'm alone, I'll see the Northern
Lights, because I heard their glorious

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behold, but now I'm lost and I can't
find them.

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Goodness, that story is, uh, kind of
long.

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But, well, enjoy, the Northern Lights
are right here.

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Oh. So beautiful, but... Oh, jeez, my
eyelashes are frozen.

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Don't you worry. Come to my workshop.
No, no, no. Better yet, tell me, where

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I find the closest town?

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Hey, don't put that so close to my face,
son. I can't see anything.

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Ah! What's going on here? How about that
shot?

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The bun is in the oven. Yeah, the bird
is in the cage. Uh -huh. And the rat is

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trapped in the... Well, you get it. We
have Santa Claus.

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Salva, come on, bro. Please, Salva, I'm
your friend. Help me out, man. Salva,

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come on, please. It's going to be so
easy. We just go in, grab the stuff, and

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leave. It'll be easier than taking candy
away from a kid.

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No way. After our adventure with Santa
Claus, I'm living an honest life.

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No robberies. I have a job that's legal,
and I pay all my taxes.

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I recycle.

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I eat more salad.

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You're pathetic.

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I mean it. Did you also start playing
shuffleboard, dude? No shady stuff,

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Rafita. Come on, go.

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I don't want trouble for my boss. It's
the simplest job ever. It's all in there

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waiting, unguarded. Oh, like, take me,
dude. It's not taking it as a crime,

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okay? If I had a dollar for every time I
heard that, I could retire.

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You think you'll ever retire by doing
honest work?

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This is Spain, all right?

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No, Rafita. I said no. Okay, well, I say
yes. It's no. It's yes. It's no. It's

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yes.

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It's no.

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Wait, what did you say at the end, man?
It's no. It's yes. It's yes. It's no.

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Look at that Roman scene. The scum of
the earth is arguing over here.

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Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.

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What are you, an ambulance?

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Ambulance!

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You'd rather keep working for these guys
than come with me and rob this spot.

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I don't have that many options for work.
Hey, sell the sidekick.

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You know, if you want, we can hire you,
too, huh? Look at his arm flopping

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around like that, all tired.

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That's got to get us a tax deduction.

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My God, Sava, have some dignity. This
Ramoncine guy's your boss. Yes, that's

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what you think. I'm his boss. Now get
out.

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Hey, hey, I'm no delinquent. An
outsider, yeah. I'll take that.

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Hey, hey, that wrench he's got is ours.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh.

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Get out.

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From your check. We'll take it out of
your paycheck.

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Hey, back to work.

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Yes, boss. Okay.

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Uh -huh. That's it, Ramoncine.

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Okay, get out. All right, let's all come
down and take our seats. Gentlemen,

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gentlemen, let's take our energy levels
down.

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Grab your seats and load your little
beats.

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Great. And before we start class today,
I have something important to announce.

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Have none of you realized that basically
exams are an obsolete grading system

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that reduces our human complexity to a
simple number?

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No, they've realized you're a weirdo and
they're shipping you back to Planet

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Dork. Yes!

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That's it, Jesus.

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How good would it do?

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Today we have a new student coming in
who just moved here to our city. Dude, I

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hope they don't put her with me. Yeah,
you and I will be partners.

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I'd like to introduce Mia!

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This seat is free. Here.

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Next to me. Over here. This is your
seat.

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What's that? Hi. Anything you need, let
me know, okay? Look, it's right here.

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Shut it. Like anything. If you need a
pen, an eraser, or my heart.

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Sorry. Homework.

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Do you always talk so fast, man?

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Take that.

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Diastolic. I'm the loser.

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Classic, dude. We have an inside joke.

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You're not getting him back for that?

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He fit.

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Oh, you guys. Shut up.

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Come on.

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Do it, Adam. Go on.

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No, come on. Please. It's too early in
the week. It's not even Wednesday yet.

280
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Oh, God. They're going to kill me by
Friday.

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We haven't been introduced formally.

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I'm Lucas, and this is Ruben, and he's
heading out. See you later, Ruben. Talk

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00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,160
to you tomorrow. Okay? Bye now. Okay.

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So, you're my Mia.

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00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:53,950
Not like I think you belong to me, or
you're my girlfriend, or just that I

286
00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:55,590
was... Uh, I liked your board thing.

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00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:58,350
If you're from this century, you would
call it a deck.

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00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:03,370
Yeah, yeah, I love to skate. Yeah, I
love skateboarding in the morning, in

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afternoon, and at night, I fall asleep
with it in my arms.

290
00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:10,430
Uh -huh, and then when you board, are
you into crashing, or downhill, or

291
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,430
freestyle?

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00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:15,730
A little of everything, you know? Triple
threat. Yeah, I do it all.

293
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:20,790
It's my dad.

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00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:25,550
How did school go today?

295
00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:28,569
Good. Good, yeah. Good, like always.

296
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:31,090
But wasn't it worse than work without
pay?

297
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,590
No, it really wasn't. Will you wait
outside?

298
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Well, guess how my day went.

299
00:17:35,530 --> 00:17:37,270
It's still a bummer. I hate it so.

300
00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:40,690
It's the robot, right? With the job? And
he hates it so?

301
00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:42,990
Look at this dude. What's the deal?

302
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:44,950
Nothing. I'm fine. Totally normal.

303
00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:47,290
Well, today is not going to be normal.

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00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,580
because we're going to go pick out our
very own Christmas tree, bud.

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00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,260
Come on, Dad. I'm not a little kid.

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00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:55,240
And I'll lift you up at home to put the
star on the tree.

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00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:59,680
Oh, one year I forgot, and you should
have seen the tantrum and the pouting.

308
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,700
Dad, I want to do it. I do the star.

309
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,840
Really, I think he got so upset that he
peed himself.

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00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:09,220
I did not. He just likes to make things
up. All that, he was lying. Come on,

311
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,019
please, Dad.

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00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,020
I'm with a friend.

313
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,580
I'm sorry. I was being rude, dear.

314
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:16,380
What if we go together and play at a
game center?

315
00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:18,120
Uh, no, no, no.

316
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:22,020
Uh, that sounds rad. Thanks a lot. But
then, uh, see you later.

317
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,320
Hey, before we leave, can you pick that
up, Dad?

318
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,660
What's that? My dignity, because you
left it dying there on the floor.

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00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:33,600
Oh, Lucas, I didn't get that. That's the
problem. You don't get anything.

320
00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:36,940
What happened? I don't get it.

321
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,350
Where is this?

322
00:18:55,890 --> 00:19:00,670
What a headache. Gosh, this is worse
than a hangover from elf punch.

323
00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:04,050
Anyone in here?

324
00:19:06,850 --> 00:19:07,970
Who is that?

325
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,150
Did you bring me here?

326
00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:14,670
Those three wise men sent you, huh?

327
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:17,130
Those mobsters aren't camels, right?

328
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:22,210
No. I'm a humble businesswoman from a
multinational.

329
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,990
Leading toy conglomerate who's done
losing.

330
00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:28,210
I don't understand. Losing? What are you
losing?

331
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:32,030
Don't act like you don't know. You're
not paying any business taxes. You're an

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independent contractor. Your elves are
employees and you're not getting charged

333
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:35,869
for them.

334
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:39,670
Everything I do is so that good children
always get their presents.

335
00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:43,350
So good children always get their dumb
presents.

336
00:19:43,930 --> 00:19:48,090
This year, it won't matter if they've
been bad or good. The only important

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00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:50,550
is having the money to buy them. And
buying them from me.

338
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:56,000
That goes against the spirit of
Christmas and the magic, all the good

339
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,860
Give me back my magic hat.

340
00:19:58,220 --> 00:19:59,220
No.

341
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,620
How can you possibly act so cynical? I
mean, were you never a child?

342
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:09,580
A child who woke up excited on Christmas
morning and ran in to see what I had

343
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:11,100
put for you underneath the tree?

344
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:14,380
Have you sincerely forgotten about your
inner child?

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00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:28,300
for a new teddy bear, handmade by your
elf.

346
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,480
Let's see here.

347
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:37,740
Honey, we don't send letters to Santa
from this house, are we clear? That man

348
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:40,380
our competition, and we crush the
competition.

349
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:45,340
But please, please, please, Daddy. All
my friends write to Santa, and I want to

350
00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:46,480
do it for Christmas, too.

351
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:50,520
Honey, all your friends are idiots. You
need to know. But one day, my business

352
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,820
will be yours, and you'll learn toys are
not donated.

353
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,600
Toys are sold to earn money.

354
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:55,960
Okay.

355
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,140
And this thing.

356
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:58,560
Bye -bye.

357
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,780
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't be
trying that.

358
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,300
Okay? This is not about me and what you
didn't leave under the tree. And the

359
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:10,960
important thing here is that you, sir,
are finally done. No, no, not a chance.

360
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,460
You haven't thought about the children.
They won't accept Christmas without

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00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:15,460
their hero.

362
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,420
And they will have their hero.

363
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:18,920
Morrow.

364
00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:21,460
Hey.

365
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:23,900
What's up, Gramps?

366
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,020
But I, but I, I don't.

367
00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:02,930
Ho, ho, ho!

368
00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:04,290
Ha, ha, ha!

369
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:08,870
It's just the ho, ho thing. I don't have
that down yet.

370
00:22:09,070 --> 00:22:12,970
Use your solar prex, as you know. Ho,
ho! Wait a minute! Who do you think you

371
00:22:12,970 --> 00:22:17,130
are? Maro Quezada. Pleasure. He's such a
great actor, willing to join us all for

372
00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:18,069
the cause.

373
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:22,210
You're nothing but an imposter, a fraud.
You're a... Ooh, one of the best actors

374
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:26,450
in the world at the moment. And I'm an
expert in impersonations, my man. You

375
00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:27,850
want to see one? Check this out.

376
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:32,200
What's shaking, cat, huh? You want a
wine cooler with some bread and butter?

377
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:37,100
Or would you like a nice white with some
sea shells and a captain's platter?

378
00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:38,520
Why, I oughta.

379
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:43,260
I want some sausage with garlic bread
and marinara. Ha ha, nailed it, right?

380
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,900
You are just a marvel. Thanks a lot. But
we gotta get you to the North Pole

381
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:49,040
quickly before they find out Santa's
missing, right?

382
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:52,880
Sure. You won't get away with this, you
can't. Oh, really? I can't? Well, look.

383
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000
One step...

384
00:22:54,530 --> 00:22:58,850
Another step? Oh, hey, it appears that I
can't after all. I won't allow you to

385
00:22:58,850 --> 00:22:59,850
trick the children.

386
00:23:00,930 --> 00:23:04,670
You won't keep me locked up here. I've
gotten into houses with the most

387
00:23:04,670 --> 00:23:06,450
sophisticated security systems.

388
00:23:06,710 --> 00:23:10,450
I've slid down some of the skinniest
chimneys in the world, and I can do

389
00:23:10,450 --> 00:23:11,730
anything with my magic hat.

390
00:23:12,230 --> 00:23:13,970
Yeah, you wish. You mean this hat?

391
00:23:15,010 --> 00:23:18,730
Give that back now, you hear? The rest
of your life will be spent forgotten in

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00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:19,730
that sarcophagus.

393
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:20,940
Just like Louis XIV.

394
00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:22,860
Or wait the Count of Monte Cristo.

395
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,780
Except a little fatter. Maybe you want
to lose that belly.

396
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,660
Hey, listen.

397
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,200
I can give those little gnomes a message
if you like. Elves understand.

398
00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:35,060
They are elves.

399
00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:37,400
Yeah, right. Whatever you say.

400
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:39,080
And game, set, match.

401
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,780
Well, isn't this a charming little
country house?

402
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:13,960
Oh, how adorable.

403
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:16,700
They're like little mushrooms.

404
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:19,920
What are you guys, the Minions, the
Littles?

405
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,540
Where are all your shelves?

406
00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:23,920
Way too small to make a meal.

407
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:29,560
I had a gnome on the lawn that was
taller than you.

408
00:24:29,820 --> 00:24:31,080
How can you say that, sir?

409
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:36,020
And your little ears, did those get Wi
-Fi? Are you okay, Santa? You're acting

410
00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:40,250
unusual. Well, look who's finally here.
So you did decide to come for dinner.

411
00:24:40,410 --> 00:24:44,270
Where have you been? I was scared that
something had happened to you out there.

412
00:24:44,450 --> 00:24:49,310
Sorry, who are you? Grumpy Smurf? It's
Remy, your foreman for centuries. How

413
00:24:49,310 --> 00:24:51,050
about a little bit of respect, huh?

414
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:54,650
Hey, chill, Ramen. I was playing. Remy.
Uh, yeah, that.

415
00:24:56,670 --> 00:25:00,430
You can smell that too, right? It's that
deer smell. It lingers hard.

416
00:25:00,670 --> 00:25:01,389
You've been drinking.

417
00:25:01,390 --> 00:25:05,840
No, I... I was training with Rudolph and
all the other... the deer. The

418
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,200
reindeer. That, yeah.

419
00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:11,940
Well, all right. Less speaking, more
working. You know what you have to do.

420
00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:15,000
on. Who's in charge here? Me or you? Of
course I know that.

421
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,960
The stuff, you know.

422
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,160
The usual Santa thing.

423
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:25,280
Everything that I usually... You read
the millions of letters that you have

424
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:29,220
left? Ah, that's right. See, I told you
I knew. I've been doing this for

425
00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:31,960
centuries. But I think that first I...

426
00:25:32,190 --> 00:25:35,530
I'd like to get situated, and you can
get something for me to eat. Come on,

427
00:25:35,530 --> 00:25:36,590
Robin. Go ahead.

428
00:25:37,650 --> 00:25:38,650
What?

429
00:25:52,650 --> 00:25:53,650
Hey,

430
00:25:55,870 --> 00:25:56,870
Lucas!

431
00:25:58,030 --> 00:25:59,030
Lucas!

432
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,430
You don't need to knock. I need privacy.

433
00:26:02,630 --> 00:26:04,830
I did knock, but you couldn't hear your
headphones on.

434
00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:08,970
Huh? You can't hear me with your
headphones on. You don't gotta yell.

435
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:11,250
What are you wearing?

436
00:26:11,390 --> 00:26:13,870
I told you to let me know if you were
doing a play at your school.

437
00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:15,930
So what's your part, huh? Are you
playing a clown?

438
00:26:16,650 --> 00:26:21,430
No. This is my new look. I was going for
street, but you won't get it. You're

439
00:26:21,430 --> 00:26:22,129
too old.

440
00:26:22,130 --> 00:26:26,370
I'm old? Please, I'm not old. I still
listen to Pearl Jam on my iPod. You

441
00:26:26,370 --> 00:26:27,410
to who, did you say?

442
00:26:28,010 --> 00:26:31,650
A band that's way better than the ones
you like. The ones that yawn while

443
00:26:31,650 --> 00:26:32,449
they're singing.

444
00:26:32,450 --> 00:26:34,730
The photos.

445
00:26:35,270 --> 00:26:39,170
Dad, just leave it alone, you boor. What
do you need? Some time with you, son.

446
00:26:39,410 --> 00:26:41,270
I haven't really seen much of you at all
lately.

447
00:26:41,550 --> 00:26:42,610
Want to go buy some comics?

448
00:26:43,130 --> 00:26:44,670
No. Movie theater?

449
00:26:44,890 --> 00:26:46,630
No. Foosball, yeah? No.

450
00:26:46,950 --> 00:26:47,950
We'll get burgers.

451
00:26:48,050 --> 00:26:49,390
Dad, you're a weirdo.

452
00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:53,570
Well, Lucas, what's the matter? You put
on these strange clothes. You're really

453
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:55,530
moody. You don't want to do anything
with your dad.

454
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,780
Is everything okay? Yes, I'm the same
as... Hey,

455
00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:01,179
it's just cracked, huh?

456
00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:04,540
Just leave me alone. You don't get me.
Come on, get out of here. Go.

457
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:10,940
You just don't get... He says I don't
get him. And I mean, it's totally clear.

458
00:27:11,060 --> 00:27:12,700
The kid is starting to go through
puberty.

459
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:16,300
This is horrible. I'm not ready for
this. No, no, you're not ready. You're

460
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,440
Heads up.

461
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,440
All right, listen, it's all good.

462
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:22,180
It's the law of humanity. We grow up
like Robin Hood.

463
00:27:22,860 --> 00:27:25,280
No, Peter Pan. Peter who? Who doesn't
get older.

464
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,040
No, but didn't you say he was getting
old?

465
00:27:27,260 --> 00:27:28,219
What are you saying?

466
00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:30,020
I don't know, Saba. I was confused.

467
00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:31,980
Okay, whatever.

468
00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:34,100
This would have been our first Christmas
alone.

469
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,040
Well, and with me, right? I'll be there.

470
00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:40,000
And with you, yes, with you. But Lucas
doesn't care about me anymore. He used

471
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,760
be his hero, and now it's like I'm his
enemy.

472
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,700
Man, that's the case with all of us.
Look at your father. Look at mine, okay?

473
00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:46,700
only saw him once a month.

474
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:50,060
Well, your father was in the can because
he stole from the Toro La Dona's

475
00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:53,820
casino, Rafita. You only saw him in
prison. Oh, yeah. Well, thanks a lot,

476
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,820
You just have to force me to think about
the saddest time of my life, right?

477
00:27:57,220 --> 00:28:00,800
Sorry, really, Rafita, but I'm worried
about this. Lucas is all that I have

478
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,160
Don't worry, man. The two of us went
through all of that, and look around

479
00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:05,220
Look how well we're doing.

480
00:28:06,580 --> 00:28:08,140
God, Rafita, this is worse than I
thought.

481
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,460
No way I can lose my son. If you don't
want to lose him, you're going to have

482
00:28:11,460 --> 00:28:12,179
win him back.

483
00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:15,700
You know, maybe what your son needs is
to see his father has an actual pair of

484
00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:18,380
balls and he'll help his friend handle a
simple robbery.

485
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,820
I told you, I don't steal anymore, dude.
I told you, I don't steal anymore,

486
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,120
dude. Jeez, this guy. Look, forget it,
okay? I've got plenty of amazing friends

487
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,120
who will help me with this.

488
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,760
Hey.

489
00:28:30,820 --> 00:28:31,820
Lolo.

490
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:33,420
Lolo.

491
00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:35,380
Lolo, are you on pause? Hey, Lolo.

492
00:28:36,270 --> 00:28:37,249
Lolo Musicolo.

493
00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:38,250
Where'd you go just now?

494
00:28:38,430 --> 00:28:39,349
DJing in space.

495
00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:42,130
No, no, no, don't go to space. Stay
right here. We're on a heist. Give that

496
00:28:42,130 --> 00:28:43,250
here. I'll cut and you keep watch.

497
00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:46,510
I really think that we should switch.
I'm the lock expert. Well, I'm in charge

498
00:28:46,510 --> 00:28:49,210
here. Since when are you the boss? Since
I came up with the plan.

499
00:28:49,510 --> 00:28:50,950
Well, maybe I don't want to keep watch.

500
00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:53,050
Well, all right, fine.

501
00:28:53,270 --> 00:28:56,790
You cut and I'll be on watch. No, it's
better if I'm the lookout. I'm not a

502
00:28:56,790 --> 00:28:59,750
fence cutter. I'm an expert with locks.
So are you watching or cutting?

503
00:29:00,410 --> 00:29:03,190
I watch, but because I say so. Not
because you're in charge.

504
00:29:03,470 --> 00:29:04,449
Yeah, yeah.

505
00:29:04,450 --> 00:29:08,210
Oh, hey, Rafita, if someone comes, what
do I say? Well, why don't you just say,

506
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:12,830
Rafita, Rafita, Rafita, someone's here.
That's so boring, though. I don't know,

507
00:29:12,830 --> 00:29:16,330
could we use like a secret code or
something? Like I say, water, water, a

508
00:29:16,330 --> 00:29:20,150
red, a poor mission, or what do you who,
right? Fine, Lolo, say whatever you

509
00:29:20,150 --> 00:29:22,090
want, but now just shut it. It's my
decision?

510
00:29:22,290 --> 00:29:25,750
Yeah. Okay, so basically that means I'm
the boss of you. No, it means you need

511
00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,150
to shut your mouth so I can focus.

512
00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:33,170
Come on.

513
00:29:33,210 --> 00:29:34,510
That's done. We're all good. Get inside.

514
00:29:35,070 --> 00:29:38,330
Well, look, I think I'll decide that.
I'm the boss. Yeah, sure. You're the

515
00:29:38,550 --> 00:29:39,550
Oh, is that right?

516
00:29:39,630 --> 00:29:40,609
Ferris wheel time, dude.

517
00:29:40,610 --> 00:29:42,150
Oh, no, no, no, no. Not the Ferris
wheel.

518
00:29:42,390 --> 00:29:45,550
Wait, wait, wait.

519
00:29:46,590 --> 00:29:48,250
They're going to catch us. Come on, come
on, come on. Let's go inside. All

520
00:29:48,250 --> 00:29:49,250
right.

521
00:29:51,010 --> 00:29:52,530
Come on, come on. Listen, okay, dude?

522
00:29:52,970 --> 00:29:54,690
No more Ferris wheel while I'm working.

523
00:30:00,290 --> 00:30:01,330
It's this one right here.

524
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,120
Rafita! Yeah, what is it?

525
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,700
Want to get to the scene of a crime?

526
00:30:10,380 --> 00:30:13,540
The adrenaline and everything, I
gotta... You gotta pee or what? No, the

527
00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:14,459
number too.

528
00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:17,180
I need to drop the kids at the pool.
Hey, no, no, no, you better squeeze

529
00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:20,100
cheeks. Let's go in there, fill our bags
with all the loot, and we can get our

530
00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:21,100
butts out of here.

531
00:30:21,540 --> 00:30:22,580
Then you can poo an ocean.

532
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,020
Don't say that word, or the golfer's
leaving the hole.

533
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,700
God, Lolo, that's disgusting. Get that
side, all right?

534
00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:29,900
Got it?

535
00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:35,560
Hey, what is this?

536
00:30:35,990 --> 00:30:38,070
This. This is a state -of -the -art
doll.

537
00:30:38,310 --> 00:30:41,250
Worth a fortune. We're going to steal
them all, and then we'll sell them for

538
00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:42,250
twice the cost online.

539
00:30:42,630 --> 00:30:43,569
Hello, sister.

540
00:30:43,570 --> 00:30:45,370
I'm Greta, the empowerment doll.

541
00:30:45,770 --> 00:30:48,870
Well, I'm Lolo, and I come from San
Fermin. And I'm the boss of the gang.

542
00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:50,349
Uh, wait.

543
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:53,190
What's our gang called, by the way? Our
name is Turn That Off and Shut Up or

544
00:30:53,190 --> 00:30:56,770
They'll Catch Us. No, that's terrible.
Wait, wait a minute. Turn it off.

545
00:30:57,570 --> 00:30:59,390
It's not turning off. It won't turn off.

546
00:30:59,670 --> 00:31:03,310
Come on, shut it down. It won't turn
off. And now she's winking. You

547
00:31:03,310 --> 00:31:05,230
her. Greta, just shut up. Shut up.

548
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,820
Hey, who's over there?

549
00:31:07,980 --> 00:31:11,520
He's the boss. I just take orders. He's
my cousin Rafita, and he lives over on O

550
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,479
'Horo Street.

551
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,480
I'll see you later.

552
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,260
What a snitch. Rat, you're a rat.

553
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,880
Hey, no, stop right there.

554
00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:21,540
Hey, hey, don't you move.

555
00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:22,999
Hang on a minute.

556
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,060
Get him. Grab him.

557
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,160
Can't even steal a piece for Christmas.

558
00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:02,620
Hello?

559
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,140
I wasn't sitting, okay? Just a little
hide -and -seek.

560
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:07,620
I know that voice.

561
00:32:08,780 --> 00:32:09,920
Rafita, is that you?

562
00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:13,020
Rafita, answer me!

563
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,180
God? Are you talking to me?

564
00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:17,580
Don't punish me, please.

565
00:32:17,740 --> 00:32:19,100
Only one of my arms works.

566
00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:21,160
What are you talking about, man? It's
Santa Claus!

567
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,620
I'm here, I'm trapped inside!

568
00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:24,020
Santa Claus?

569
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Wait a minute. Santa?

570
00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:28,580
What are you doing in there? That's
amazingly cool.

571
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,500
Wait, I get it. You're sleeping in a
coffin like Dracula, right?

572
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,980
Oh, jeez, Rafita, don't be silly. I'm
the victim of a kidnapping.

573
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:37,700
Someone kidnapped you? Have you come to
save me?

574
00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:41,840
No, man. I came to save myself,
actually. What happened? Did they also

575
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:42,719
kidnap you?

576
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:46,840
No. I was here to rob a toy store, but
it... Robbery?

577
00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:51,500
Whatever, never mind. Can you help me
get out of here? We have to escape,

578
00:32:51,780 --> 00:32:54,700
Yes, of course, man. I'll open this up
right now, one arm and all.

579
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,860
Dang, this is really pretty heavy.

580
00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:01,820
Hey, be careful out there.

581
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:03,620
Oh, God, God, Sandy, are you kidding?

582
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:09,100
Just chill, okay? Stay cool, and we'll
get this figured out.

583
00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:10,340
I know it.

584
00:33:25,260 --> 00:33:28,760
kind of weird that no one is wearing as
much protection as you? I asked you to

585
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,280
come for moral support, not to make me
more nervous.

586
00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:33,020
Hey, there she is.

587
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,879
Hi, Mia.

588
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,460
Sup, girl. Are you flexing or...
Flexing?

589
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:39,840
Don't you mean skating?

590
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,560
You know, we're at a skate park.

591
00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:43,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

592
00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:47,560
Totally. Yeah, yeah. I come here to do
my old school skating tricks on my board

593
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,499
and chill.

594
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,280
Well, you haven't done a lot with that
one, huh?

595
00:33:50,780 --> 00:33:54,600
You still have the tag on it. It's just
that I break my deck so often that I get

596
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,600
a new one every week.

597
00:33:55,960 --> 00:34:00,600
Butthead. Hey, man, what are you doing
here? Well, um, I really missed you guys

598
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,980
being bullies. Thanks for showing up.
Look at these losers.

599
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,360
Hey, they're playing chess the next
three down, okay?

600
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,540
I don't know what's so funny about
chess.

601
00:34:07,780 --> 00:34:11,060
It's a fine, strategic game of war that
requires intelligence and planning.

602
00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:12,800
Checkmate, four eyes.

603
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:17,360
Anyway, I'm here because I like to
skate. But you haven't even touched that

604
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,040
thing. Yeah, it's new with tags, dude.

605
00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:20,260
Yeah, is that good?

606
00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:21,620
How about a demonstration?

607
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,219
Yeah, show off your girlfriend.

608
00:34:23,739 --> 00:34:27,900
It's just that right now, you know, I'm
pretty cold and I need to skate a

609
00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:31,760
little. Or I'm risking getting injured.
You know, what you risk is looking like

610
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:32,678
a coward.

611
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:36,260
Lucas, don't do it. You don't have to
prove anything at all. Look at the guy.

612
00:34:36,260 --> 00:34:40,219
wants to skate. Go on. It's okay. This
is a warm -up. Seriously. It'll be cool.

613
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:41,300
Don't stress.

614
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,340
I'm going to record it, right? Yeah,
yeah, yeah. All right. Let's see it.

615
00:34:46,340 --> 00:34:48,300
going to do it. He's going to do it.
We've got to record it.

616
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,469
Totally going to... Yo, go on.

617
00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:51,969
Go on, go ahead.

618
00:34:53,610 --> 00:34:58,170
Go do it. Time for love in literature is
poetic, but it sucks if it's in

619
00:34:58,170 --> 00:34:59,170
reality.

620
00:34:59,370 --> 00:35:00,370
Come on, loser.

621
00:35:04,010 --> 00:35:05,010
Whoa,

622
00:35:07,210 --> 00:35:11,950
yay. Matchable stage trick, dude. Oh,
God, he said I know it. I'm going to

623
00:35:11,950 --> 00:35:12,928
this to TikTok.

624
00:35:12,930 --> 00:35:14,490
Man, I'm going viral for sure.

625
00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:17,290
Are you okay? I told you.

626
00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:19,170
No, no, I'm not.

627
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:20,720
Love is really hard.

628
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:28,020
Wow, what a feast this is. And this
punch is absolutely delicious.

629
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,900
I think I could really get used to
living here.

630
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:36,000
Huh? Oh, I said, you little dwarfs are
really great.

631
00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:39,360
Are you about done, sir?

632
00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:41,360
Yeah, take it all out of here.

633
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:46,320
There's a cookie for the elves there.
Hey, I'll take that cookie. Give it

634
00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:48,280
But you always leave one for us.

635
00:35:48,750 --> 00:35:51,430
It's our most favorite dessert. Isn't
that a pity?

636
00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:55,110
I guess every day isn't a holiday. Go on
now, guys. Get to work.

637
00:35:56,990 --> 00:35:57,990
Mother of God.

638
00:35:58,170 --> 00:35:59,710
These guys work so frantically.

639
00:36:00,230 --> 00:36:01,470
I'm tired just watching.

640
00:36:02,150 --> 00:36:03,570
Man, you look busy as bees.

641
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:06,490
Oh, no, this is nothing. We can take it
up a notch.

642
00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:08,370
Maximum overdrive, Al.

643
00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:13,830
So damn quick.

644
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,360
sure you're not adding anything to your
coffee? Can I please ask what you're

645
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:21,319
doing?

646
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,400
That was terrifying.

647
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,740
Are you a ninja? I mean, what the heck?

648
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,660
I have to put a little bell on you like
you're a cat.

649
00:36:28,140 --> 00:36:31,300
What is it? It's nothing. I just wanted
to see how you were doing with the kids'

650
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,360
letters.

651
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,840
Well, Ramen, look, I won't lie. Really
bad.

652
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:36,640
The whole subject is exhausting.

653
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,320
All the letters say the same thing.
Santa, I promise I was so good this

654
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,320
swear.

655
00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:45,540
You only really need to read one. And
plus, these kids, they're real idiots.

656
00:36:46,030 --> 00:36:48,650
There's spelling mistakes all over the
letters. This year, I'll just give

657
00:36:48,650 --> 00:36:52,250
everyone a lump of coal. I honestly
don't know what's going on with you.

658
00:36:52,250 --> 00:36:56,950
just... I don't recognize you. You don't
recognize... Are you implying that I'm

659
00:36:56,950 --> 00:37:01,290
not the same Santa? Any more unfounded
accusations like that and I'll... I'll

660
00:37:01,290 --> 00:37:02,690
demote you to a regular gnome.

661
00:37:03,630 --> 00:37:04,670
Get out of here.

662
00:37:06,190 --> 00:37:11,670
Go on, get... Bastion. Yes?

663
00:37:15,950 --> 00:37:17,950
And what did we say about Santa hats?

664
00:37:18,810 --> 00:37:21,470
Please make sure... Oh, there's a kid.
So gross.

665
00:37:22,010 --> 00:37:26,350
All right, so the stuffed toy should sit
lower down so that the target customers

666
00:37:26,350 --> 00:37:29,690
can see which are kids from zero to nine
years old. Very well said, ma 'am. Very

667
00:37:29,690 --> 00:37:33,470
impressive. You, take that down. And
reduce the educational games by ten

668
00:37:33,470 --> 00:37:34,428
percent, okay?

669
00:37:34,430 --> 00:37:37,470
Because this is fame, guys. You're so
clever, ma 'am. It's spectacular.

670
00:37:37,890 --> 00:37:39,770
What is this display? It's a complete
nightmare.

671
00:37:42,069 --> 00:37:45,710
How can we expect to surpass last year's
numbers if the store is messy?

672
00:37:45,950 --> 00:37:49,170
So many of us with college degrees and
no one can build a pyramid of toys?

673
00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:52,530
You're so right. So many degrees here
and... Don't you have a doctorate?

674
00:37:53,190 --> 00:37:57,410
And how's it going for our special
guest?

675
00:37:57,670 --> 00:38:01,370
Is he comfy in his little cage? Yeah,
he's good. I mean, he keeps on saying

676
00:38:01,370 --> 00:38:03,810
nothing without chocolate. He's got an
insane appetite.

677
00:38:04,170 --> 00:38:07,190
Well, he'll have to wait a little. He
was kidnapped, not taken to a five -star

678
00:38:07,190 --> 00:38:08,069
hotel.

679
00:38:08,070 --> 00:38:09,610
By the way, random question.

680
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,000
You hate Santa so much. Is it something
personal he did?

681
00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:25,920
This isn't the teddy bear that I asked
for from Santa Claus. I'm pretty sure

682
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:29,680
Santa figured that toys are really
boring, and you're better off learning

683
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,340
ready to inherit the family empire.

684
00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:34,260
What do you think? Want to play
together, huh?

685
00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:35,580
Come on, honey.

686
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,120
Multiply.

687
00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:43,700
Of course it's not personal.

688
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,340
It was all about business. I told you.
Understand?

689
00:38:46,820 --> 00:38:47,820
It's not personal.

690
00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:49,280
Okay, okay. All business, not personal.

691
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:51,920
Can I give you, like, a head massage for
the stress?

692
00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:55,600
Oh, cut that out. Get me an accounts
balance. My office, ten minutes.

693
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:56,900
All right.

694
00:38:57,820 --> 00:38:58,820
Such rage.

695
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:04,220
Thank you all so much. Thank you for
this Oscar.

696
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:08,840
I really didn't expect it. I want to
share this award with my fellow

697
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,520
Of course, a small...

698
00:39:10,730 --> 00:39:12,770
Piece of this Oscar is yours as well.

699
00:39:13,030 --> 00:39:14,110
Oh, my God, what?

700
00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:19,190
Uh, hi, boss.

701
00:39:19,530 --> 00:39:22,670
Morrow. Have you already forbidden the
elves from making toys?

702
00:39:23,050 --> 00:39:27,110
Better than that. I just recruited the
best possible employees to work at

703
00:39:27,110 --> 00:39:31,330
Toys. Watch, watch. Come on, little
dorks. They work constantly, day and

704
00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:34,970
They don't charge overtime, and they do
it all joyfully, singing the whole time.

705
00:39:35,230 --> 00:39:37,430
Well, that's even better than the
factory in Bangladesh.

706
00:39:37,950 --> 00:39:39,150
And there's one more thing.

707
00:39:39,530 --> 00:39:41,170
None of the elves require contracts.

708
00:39:41,550 --> 00:39:42,550
They don't need contracts?

709
00:39:42,730 --> 00:39:45,370
Well, that's the very most beautiful
thing I've ever heard of.

710
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,830
Please get them to start making toys for
us right now.

711
00:39:49,070 --> 00:39:50,049
Oh, that's done.

712
00:39:50,050 --> 00:39:54,330
All you need to do at your end is raise
my salary just a little. Make it 20 or

713
00:39:54,330 --> 00:39:56,010
30%. That's no problem at all.

714
00:39:56,910 --> 00:39:59,770
Well, then, do you think maybe we could
raise mine? It's been frozen since...

715
00:39:59,770 --> 00:40:00,770
Shut up. Right -o.

716
00:40:00,810 --> 00:40:01,810
Thanks a lot, boss.

717
00:40:02,830 --> 00:40:05,430
Who was that lady? And what were you
saying about a salary to her?

718
00:40:06,860 --> 00:40:09,700
When the grown -ups are talking, the
little guy stays quiet.

719
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,600
Little guys.

720
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:17,240
Change of plans, all right? From now on,
all the toys that we make in this

721
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:20,540
workshop all have to come from this
catalog you see here.

722
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,140
Everybody got that?

723
00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:24,020
Yeah, whatever you want, boss.

724
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:27,540
All right, light a fire under those
tushies. This is the last straw, Santa.

725
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,840
We haven't ever made any brand of toys
exclusively at your workshop.

726
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,200
Did you sell out to the capitalist, huh?

727
00:40:33,670 --> 00:40:37,730
Who is this guy? I think I'm hearing a
noise from down below, and it sounds

728
00:40:37,730 --> 00:40:42,410
like... But I don't understand anything
he's saying. Any of you get it? Show

729
00:40:42,410 --> 00:40:44,450
some respect. I've been here for
centuries.

730
00:40:44,830 --> 00:40:47,470
Then you should know who's in charge of
this place, right?

731
00:40:47,670 --> 00:40:50,370
Let's see, who do the kids write letters
to, huh? You or me?

732
00:40:50,570 --> 00:40:54,550
Fine, yes, but... Who's the real
superstar here, huh? Who's the worldwide

733
00:40:54,550 --> 00:40:56,550
folklore myth? You or me?

734
00:40:56,810 --> 00:41:00,850
Yes, but if you want to... Where are we
standing? The annoying dwarf shop, or

735
00:41:00,850 --> 00:41:02,890
are we in a workshop belonging to Santa?

736
00:41:03,610 --> 00:41:06,430
Exactly. Make it happen. Move those
butts, guys.

737
00:41:06,670 --> 00:41:11,030
And you drink your milk, Rami, or you'll
never grow up.

738
00:41:13,630 --> 00:41:18,930
Something strange is going on around
here. We're going to need some

739
00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:23,050
And total wreckage.

740
00:41:23,910 --> 00:41:25,830
Gentlemen, bones right here.

741
00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:30,090
Don't listen to those guys. They're
total idiots.

742
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,680
They're barely smart enough not to pee
themselves.

743
00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:34,860
Ow. Attention!

744
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,740
We're going to break into pairs for your
projects and sites.

745
00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:40,120
No, ma 'am. What are you doing?

746
00:41:40,780 --> 00:41:41,780
Can we be a trio?

747
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,080
Silence! You're animals.

748
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:50,240
The projects on the northern amphibians
will be completed by Ruben and... Oh, I

749
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,960
hope we're together. Please have us
together.

750
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,500
You're with the super nerd. Hey, man.
Yo, that's not...

751
00:41:57,900 --> 00:42:00,300
I'm probably going to be taking care of
those frogs alone.

752
00:42:00,940 --> 00:42:05,240
The project covering reptiles is going
to Mia and Lucas.

753
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:06,560
Oh, right. Hey.

754
00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:09,300
All right. Take it easy, Ruben.

755
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:13,500
I wanted to work with you, too, but I'll
tough it out. Then why do you have that

756
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:15,140
idiotic grin on your face?

757
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:16,840
Hmm.

758
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:18,960
So, your place or mine?

759
00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:20,900
Huh?

760
00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:22,620
This project.

761
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,740
Do you think we should work at your
place or mine?

762
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:29,200
Uh... We can do it at my house. My
house.

763
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:32,340
Okay,

764
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,860
I'm going to give this a shot, okay?
I'll come in from your left side, and

765
00:42:36,860 --> 00:42:40,200
going to try to wedge it open right
here, and I'll just stick this right

766
00:42:40,860 --> 00:42:41,860
What just happened?

767
00:42:42,180 --> 00:42:45,520
Impossible. Mother of God, I am so
hungry.

768
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:49,540
Well, so am I. I haven't eaten in hours,
you know. I'm going to look like a

769
00:42:49,540 --> 00:42:51,540
skeleton. Yeah, right, in your dreams.

770
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,180
Just forget it. All hope is lost.

771
00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:56,970
This Christmas, the bad guys are beating
Santa.

772
00:42:57,270 --> 00:43:00,650
Hey, I can put a little hole there so
you can breathe. Just because once I had

773
00:43:00,650 --> 00:43:03,070
little hamster and I forgot to put a
hole in his cage.

774
00:43:03,530 --> 00:43:04,930
Poor Fernandito Alonso.

775
00:43:05,330 --> 00:43:06,570
Never finished his race.

776
00:43:06,870 --> 00:43:07,769
A little hole?

777
00:43:07,770 --> 00:43:13,130
Why? Now I'm like one of those old
abandoned toys. They had their fun, and

778
00:43:13,130 --> 00:43:17,490
I'm just an old piece of garbage in a
world where good feelings no longer

779
00:43:17,490 --> 00:43:21,480
matter. Hey, you're not junk. You're
old. You're really old, but you're not

780
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,360
junk. Come on, look. Man, you see that
Skelectric there?

781
00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:28,640
Where'd I get it? The three wise men?
No. Did the Tooth Fairy give it to me?

782
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,840
a chance. My guy Santa gave it to me.

783
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,120
My mother always said I was an idiot.

784
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:37,800
My father always said I was dumb. My
Aunt Peppa said that I was garbage. And

785
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,220
grandma... Okay, I get it, Rafita. I get
it.

786
00:43:40,620 --> 00:43:44,660
And somehow, still, you were able to see
behind that huge mess there was a huge

787
00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:48,250
heart. I swear there are millions of
kids like me who need Santa Claus.

788
00:43:52,170 --> 00:43:54,410
Hey, are you alive in there?

789
00:43:55,290 --> 00:43:58,070
Yes, yes, jeez, come on, it was just a
dramatic pause.

790
00:43:58,350 --> 00:44:00,830
You know, it's just that you moved me,
you did.

791
00:44:01,190 --> 00:44:04,230
No, no, no, no, no, don't cry, don't
cry, don't cry, because...

792
00:44:10,510 --> 00:44:14,170
I know how I'll get you out of there.
That's my work, Peter. You never let me

793
00:44:14,170 --> 00:44:15,990
down. Well, actually, you do a lot.

794
00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:21,250
Let's do it. Oh, let's do it. We're
gonna make it happen.

795
00:44:21,490 --> 00:44:27,570
Let's make it happen. Our dream is on
the way. Just tell your friends to come.

796
00:44:27,850 --> 00:44:32,850
Let's celebrate. Let's make it great.
Let's have a good time. Let's do it. Oh,

797
00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:35,710
let's do it. We're gonna make it happen.

798
00:44:36,130 --> 00:44:37,810
Let's make it happen.

799
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:42,360
Our dream is on the way. So tell your
friends to come.

800
00:44:42,660 --> 00:44:45,960
Let's do it now or never. Let's make it
last forever.

801
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,680
Let's have a Christmas party tonight.

802
00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:57,819
Surprise, Lucas!

803
00:44:57,820 --> 00:45:00,420
What is all this, Dad? And, geez, what
do you have on?

804
00:45:00,860 --> 00:45:04,020
I know exactly what you're thinking.
Man, do I have a super cool dad.

805
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,880
You have to do all this today?

806
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,980
But, Dad, don't you think this is
overkill? Why do you say that?

807
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:10,800
Want some candy?

808
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:14,120
I don't want to offend you, but this is
just tacky, Dad.

809
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,620
Well, yeah, it kind of went all out, but
I know you're going to love this next

810
00:45:17,620 --> 00:45:18,620
thing.

811
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,100
We're going to write a letter to Santa,
father and son, and then put it in the

812
00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:25,580
mail. Yeah, and you'll put me down to
nap? Please, Dad, I'm not a child.

813
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,120
But, son, why are you being this way?

814
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,160
After the adventure that we had with
Santa?

815
00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:31,400
Oh, man, it's five o 'clock.

816
00:45:31,870 --> 00:45:35,330
Wait, who is it? Whatever happens, not a
word. Not the reindeer, not the elves,

817
00:45:35,430 --> 00:45:38,910
and especially not Santa Claus or
anything about delivering presents.

818
00:45:39,450 --> 00:45:40,388
Don't talk.

819
00:45:40,390 --> 00:45:44,370
Okay, well, can I breathe? Breathe
quiet. Go on. Take this off. Hide. Hide.

820
00:45:44,530 --> 00:45:45,530
Okay, don't push.

821
00:45:49,170 --> 00:45:50,170
Mia,

822
00:45:50,510 --> 00:45:53,830
this is a surprise, huh? We said we were
going to meet at five to work, yeah?

823
00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:55,830
Uh, yeah.

824
00:45:56,130 --> 00:46:00,450
It's just surprising that you're so
punctual. These days, people are so

825
00:46:00,990 --> 00:46:05,210
Wow, man, you guys love Christmas here,
huh? Yeah, sorry, it's just that my dad,

826
00:46:05,290 --> 00:46:09,170
he's a total geek, seriously. Come on,
let's go to my room. There's not so many

827
00:46:09,170 --> 00:46:10,170
lights. Cool.

828
00:46:12,310 --> 00:46:19,270
The holidays are finally here, and
parents and kids

829
00:46:19,270 --> 00:46:21,430
are having a great time together
celebrating.

830
00:46:22,150 --> 00:46:23,810
That's if your son wants to talk to you.

831
00:46:33,330 --> 00:46:35,490
What are you doing here? We have an
emergency.

832
00:46:36,230 --> 00:46:39,130
It's Santa. He's been kidnapped and
replaced by an imposter.

833
00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:42,050
What? He's there with the elves in the
workshop now.

834
00:46:42,350 --> 00:46:43,169
Are you serious?

835
00:46:43,170 --> 00:46:46,490
Fortunately, I got on Rudolph and I
escaped by the skin of my teeth. No way.

836
00:46:46,490 --> 00:46:48,850
you kidding? You heard what I said. This
is so crazy.

837
00:46:49,170 --> 00:46:50,870
Just one thing. Why is it my issue?

838
00:46:51,670 --> 00:46:52,670
What are you saying?

839
00:46:52,850 --> 00:46:54,390
We've lost Santa. He's gone.

840
00:46:54,590 --> 00:46:55,870
How is that not reason enough?

841
00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:58,170
Yeah, but Lucas has vanished as well,
you know?

842
00:46:58,590 --> 00:47:02,130
Lucas has disappeared too? How in the
merry... It's a conspiracy. I mean it.

843
00:47:02,490 --> 00:47:06,070
Well, it's just he's gone as we knew
him. Now he's a teenager who ignores me.

844
00:47:06,110 --> 00:47:08,950
And if he sees us together, I'm pretty
sure he's going to stop talking to me

845
00:47:08,950 --> 00:47:11,650
forever. So go on, get out of here,
okay? How can you be so selfish?

846
00:47:11,910 --> 00:47:16,210
Christmas is in danger and Santa might
be kidnapped or something even worse,

847
00:47:16,430 --> 00:47:18,770
Salva. And you'd really turn your back
on him?

848
00:47:18,990 --> 00:47:22,370
I thought after everything you've been
through, you had a good heart now,

849
00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:26,150
I don't believe that. I don't know him
at all, okay? I don't know who this is.

850
00:47:26,230 --> 00:47:28,690
Get away from my home, you weirdo. What
are you saying, Lucas?

851
00:47:29,110 --> 00:47:30,590
But he knows your name, dude.

852
00:47:30,830 --> 00:47:31,930
A real elf.

853
00:47:36,069 --> 00:47:38,050
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's way cool.

854
00:47:38,430 --> 00:47:40,390
He's a good friend, aren't he, Rami,
buddy?

855
00:47:40,830 --> 00:47:44,390
Well, yes, I thought that we were
friends. But your dad doesn't seem to

856
00:47:44,390 --> 00:47:48,210
that we are. I told him that Santa Claus
was kidnapped, and he doesn't want to

857
00:47:48,210 --> 00:47:51,790
help me. But Lucas also doesn't want to
help, because he's over Christmas. He's

858
00:47:51,790 --> 00:47:52,790
not writing a letter.

859
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:56,170
Yeah, writing to Santa is totally
random, isn't it, bro?

860
00:47:56,510 --> 00:47:57,510
It's whack, actually.

861
00:47:57,790 --> 00:47:59,010
It's so whack, dude.

862
00:47:59,650 --> 00:48:03,030
So Santa Claus has gone missing, and
you're not going to help him at all?

863
00:48:03,470 --> 00:48:08,130
Uh... Yes, of course we are. Yeah, um,
we should go. Let's find him right away.

864
00:48:08,370 --> 00:48:11,510
You just want to contradict everything I
say, don't you? Boys, I'm a fan of this

865
00:48:11,510 --> 00:48:12,930
girl. Well, I'm a fan, too.

866
00:48:14,930 --> 00:48:17,830
Great. Where do we even start? Because
he could literally be anywhere.

867
00:48:18,730 --> 00:48:22,510
We interrupt this broadcast to release a
statement from the North Pole.

868
00:48:24,890 --> 00:48:30,110
Dearest children, I have, uh, something
very important to announce to you.

869
00:48:30,210 --> 00:48:33,670
That's the imposter. After years and
years of working without a break,

870
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:39,400
It's time for me to finally retire, so
please stop sending letters.

871
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,680
But don't worry, you'll still get
presents this year.

872
00:48:57,900 --> 00:49:02,320
Because at Planet Toys, we work to give
children the best toys this holiday

873
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,320
season.

874
00:49:03,850 --> 00:49:04,850
Oh, the hat.

875
00:49:07,590 --> 00:49:09,450
They're passing out. They're so excited.

876
00:49:09,730 --> 00:49:10,730
Planet toys.

877
00:49:15,210 --> 00:49:19,750
And the best part? You don't have to
behave or do any of that junk. All that

878
00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:22,970
matters is that your parents just pay,
pay, and pay.

879
00:49:24,570 --> 00:49:28,170
With cash, with a car, or bank transfer.
But they gotta pay.

880
00:49:28,450 --> 00:49:29,450
Ho, ho, ho.

881
00:49:29,930 --> 00:49:33,620
So if you want to get presents this
Christmas, Go to Planet Toys.

882
00:49:33,860 --> 00:49:37,080
Everything is 20 % off and you'll
receive no moral judgments.

883
00:49:37,340 --> 00:49:41,240
Isn't that simply amazing? You can act
like a total doo -doo head and still get

884
00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:42,240
whatever you want.

885
00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:46,960
With more than 5 ,000 stores all over
the planet. What are you waiting for? Go

886
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:47,960
ahead, kids.

887
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:52,000
You're already late. Planet Toys. A
world of toys.

888
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,800
Well, we know where to start looking for
them, right? We should go to that toy

889
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,800
store. Hey, hey, hey.

890
00:49:56,900 --> 00:50:00,660
We could get into some danger. Rami and
I should head to Planet Toys. And miss

891
00:50:00,660 --> 00:50:01,660
out on this adventure?

892
00:50:02,089 --> 00:50:05,190
You're tripping. You had just said we
don't do anything together.

893
00:50:05,470 --> 00:50:08,890
I think this is the perfect opportunity
for some father -son time.

894
00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:13,110
Well, all right, fine. But you have to
do each and everything I say. All right,

895
00:50:13,210 --> 00:50:16,430
let's do it! We're gonna save him! We're
gonna save Christmas!

896
00:50:52,590 --> 00:50:53,590
We're running out of stock.

897
00:50:54,490 --> 00:50:55,970
Days before Christmas, huh?

898
00:50:56,330 --> 00:50:58,430
An unforgivable lack of foresight.

899
00:50:58,810 --> 00:51:02,610
Not once in 50 years has that ever
happened to me. Hey, wait. Dad, we're

900
00:51:02,610 --> 00:51:05,570
restocking this afternoon, and it's all
because I'm breaking sales records.

901
00:51:05,630 --> 00:51:07,370
Isn't that great? Aren't you proud?
Proud?

902
00:51:07,570 --> 00:51:11,750
Seriously. Maybe if you had started a
company of your own from scratch like I

903
00:51:11,750 --> 00:51:14,250
did, huh? But everything you have is
because of me.

904
00:51:14,850 --> 00:51:17,570
Why isn't anything I ever do good enough
to please you?

905
00:51:17,990 --> 00:51:20,370
Why isn't anything I ever do enough to
please you?

906
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,880
You would have been an excellent
dramatic actress, you know, sweetie.

907
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:28,020
Well, I'm heading out. I have to catch a
flight to the Alps. See you after the

908
00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:29,020
holidays, okay?

909
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:32,880
Hello,

910
00:51:33,140 --> 00:51:34,140
Mr. Anselmo.

911
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:38,620
God, ma 'am, this is such a success.
You're going to take Wall Street. Aren't

912
00:51:38,620 --> 00:51:39,439
you ecstatic?

913
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:40,440
Uh -huh.

914
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,540
These are happy tears.

915
00:51:47,660 --> 00:51:48,660
That's new,

916
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:50,760
guys.

917
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:52,760
Look at you champs go.

918
00:51:53,820 --> 00:51:55,440
Hey, guys, look out. Careful.

919
00:51:55,660 --> 00:51:56,840
Heavy load coming through here.

920
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,080
Coming through.

921
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:01,840
Hey. Hey, guy, where are you going?

922
00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:04,660
Your face isn't ringing any bells.

923
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,580
Yeah, likewise. I'm from the factory
headquarters.

924
00:52:06,820 --> 00:52:09,440
This here is the prototype of our grumpy
elf, guys.

925
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,600
Man, this guy's ugly.

926
00:52:11,940 --> 00:52:13,180
Yikes. You don't want to talk?

927
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,800
Look at Timothy Chalamet here.

928
00:52:15,180 --> 00:52:16,180
Huh? Yeah, what?

929
00:52:16,580 --> 00:52:17,580
Would you take a look?

930
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,300
I mean, that face is disgusting.

931
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,420
And all those wrinkles, those tired
eyes. It's going to scare the kids.

932
00:52:23,380 --> 00:52:26,840
Let's pop it open. Get a better look.
No, because it's very delicate. Yeah,

933
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:27,840
fine. I can do it.

934
00:52:29,340 --> 00:52:30,340
Let's see.

935
00:52:30,660 --> 00:52:34,440
Wow. Wow, they really nailed this. Yeah,
and they glued this on right, eh?

936
00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:36,420
Hey, don't you have a sudoku to do?

937
00:52:37,140 --> 00:52:38,140
Does it do anything?

938
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,060
Where's the button to turn it on?
Doesn't he have, like, a power button?

939
00:52:41,660 --> 00:52:43,200
Try his belly button. His belly button.

940
00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:45,200
Hey, watch out. It's getting hot.

941
00:52:49,819 --> 00:52:51,020
Looks like it's on now.

942
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:52,780
Guys, that thing hit me hard.

943
00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:55,940
Okay, I think we've seen enough. Really,
don't touch it anymore, okay? You're

944
00:52:55,940 --> 00:52:58,680
going to break it. Fine, fine, but you
should know this will never sell.

945
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,160
German, okay.

946
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:10,740
So you know what the plan is, right?
Yeah, go on, hurry up. Let's make it

947
00:53:10,740 --> 00:53:11,740
happen.

948
00:53:22,030 --> 00:53:25,210
Attention to all Planet Toy customers,
our store will soon be closing. Please

949
00:53:25,210 --> 00:53:26,990
make your way to the exit and have a
great night.

950
00:53:37,410 --> 00:53:38,770
It went great. Let's go.

951
00:53:42,850 --> 00:53:46,010
Sir, sir, the store is closing. Please
exit at the front door.

952
00:53:46,830 --> 00:53:48,390
The patience it takes to work here.

953
00:53:49,290 --> 00:53:50,290
Sir!

954
00:53:53,580 --> 00:53:54,580
Over here, Dad.

955
00:53:55,340 --> 00:53:56,920
Sir! Over there. Here we go.

956
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:58,800
Hop in there.

957
00:54:10,220 --> 00:54:11,220
Fine, then.

958
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:29,860
Why did you stop breathing?

959
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,680
Because it's really stinky under there.

960
00:54:32,140 --> 00:54:35,860
Look. Oh, Dad, it's a dirty diaper.
Matt, no, that's so gross.

961
00:54:37,020 --> 00:54:41,540
Well, hey, Lucas, remember that
amusement park? Mia, come on, let's do

962
00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:43,300
In a minute.

963
00:54:48,140 --> 00:54:52,460
The door's there.

964
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:53,760
Hang on, hang on.

965
00:54:54,740 --> 00:54:55,840
Hey, important.

966
00:54:56,350 --> 00:54:57,790
Now we use the passport, okay?

967
00:55:00,910 --> 00:55:02,350
One little cup here.

968
00:55:04,610 --> 00:55:05,610
Grog, here.

969
00:55:05,630 --> 00:55:07,730
See? I told you that plan was perfect.

970
00:55:08,270 --> 00:55:10,990
Clearly you didn't get groped by a
brutish gorilla in a uniform.

971
00:55:12,090 --> 00:55:14,710
That smell. What is it? It's duty. Come
on. Here we go.

972
00:55:15,030 --> 00:55:16,030
Come on.

973
00:55:16,550 --> 00:55:17,730
Come on over here. No.

974
00:55:18,350 --> 00:55:21,290
To the right. Here. To the right. Look.
Be careful.

975
00:55:22,310 --> 00:55:23,310
Yeah.

976
00:55:24,550 --> 00:55:25,770
Well, there. It's done.

977
00:55:26,090 --> 00:55:29,470
Hey, I bet you're glad now that I took
that course in mechanics instead of

978
00:55:29,470 --> 00:55:30,470
useless telecom, right?

979
00:55:30,710 --> 00:55:31,910
You're the best, Rafita.

980
00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:35,570
Hey, listen, do you think this will hold
up? Well, yeah, I'm a machine, Santa.

981
00:55:35,670 --> 00:55:37,630
Once I made a go -kart out of a cookie
box.

982
00:55:37,970 --> 00:55:41,210
Well, come on, Rafita. Try to start it
and let's go, for God's sakes.

983
00:55:41,650 --> 00:55:42,950
Okay, let's do this.

984
00:55:43,930 --> 00:55:46,310
Rafita, you're making me want to throw
up.

985
00:55:48,130 --> 00:55:49,330
There's someone else in here.

986
00:55:52,370 --> 00:55:55,090
This is crazy exciting, huh, Mia? I
know, right?

987
00:55:55,950 --> 00:55:58,770
Great father -son time, huh? Yeah, yeah.
Geez, Dad.

988
00:55:59,010 --> 00:56:00,010
Knock off the chit -chat.

989
00:56:00,170 --> 00:56:01,530
Where should we start investigating?

990
00:56:02,310 --> 00:56:06,230
Well, the boss says Lady Candela
Ariarte. We could try to find her

991
00:56:06,230 --> 00:56:09,050
idea. You're as intelligent as your
core. As I what?

992
00:56:09,470 --> 00:56:11,310
As you're a great skater.

993
00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:14,430
As you are a great skater.

994
00:56:14,690 --> 00:56:16,410
Ah, somebody's jealous.

995
00:56:21,690 --> 00:56:24,790
Yeah, this is it. This is the top floor.
It's ginormous.

996
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:26,840
As usual, the boss's office is the
biggest.

997
00:56:27,060 --> 00:56:30,580
Okay, now don't knock anything over. And
Rami, you're always very clumsy. Come

998
00:56:30,580 --> 00:56:32,660
on, let's start looking. You two, check
the computer.

999
00:56:34,380 --> 00:56:37,540
Rami, you check those files up top. I'll
look at the ones down here.

1000
00:56:38,060 --> 00:56:40,340
Really, Salva, this is no time for bad
jokes.

1001
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:41,800
That wasn't intentional.

1002
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:42,880
Let's switch it up then.

1003
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,040
Oh, and don't forget, make sure you keep
it down.

1004
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:49,500
Pat, come on.

1005
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:52,839
My bad.

1006
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:53,840
Whoa, look.

1007
00:56:55,660 --> 00:56:57,240
That's him. He's the imposter.

1008
00:56:57,740 --> 00:56:59,300
Guy's really got rage, doesn't he?

1009
00:56:59,860 --> 00:57:00,860
Whatever, Dad.

1010
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:03,380
This is confirmation that they have
Santa Claus.

1011
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,100
Come on. Hurry, hide.

1012
00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:08,900
Someone's coming.

1013
00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:10,700
Wait for me.

1014
00:57:14,780 --> 00:57:15,779
Oh, no.

1015
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:16,780
What's all this?

1016
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:22,300
Note to self. Tell Sebastian to fire the
cleaning lady immediately.

1017
00:57:23,310 --> 00:57:24,790
Well, if she's on a contract, of course.

1018
00:57:28,230 --> 00:57:32,890
Christmas is simply phenomenal. They
keep spending and I keep on earning.

1019
00:57:35,550 --> 00:57:37,290
New sales record broken.

1020
00:57:39,370 --> 00:57:40,370
Sorry, ma 'am.

1021
00:57:40,450 --> 00:57:43,790
What? I have to tell you something, but
please don't get mad.

1022
00:57:44,230 --> 00:57:45,230
Go on.

1023
00:57:45,630 --> 00:57:47,470
Ma 'am, Santa Claus is missing.

1024
00:57:47,690 --> 00:57:49,230
What? Yes, the chest is gone.

1025
00:57:49,530 --> 00:57:51,750
But this jeopardizes our entire plan.

1026
00:57:52,490 --> 00:57:55,090
I swear to you that we'll find him
before anyone notices.

1027
00:57:56,070 --> 00:57:58,190
What are you doing here?

1028
00:57:58,490 --> 00:57:59,428
Oh, hi.

1029
00:57:59,430 --> 00:58:02,670
I'm Manolo, the IT guy. And I haven't
heard anything that's happened here

1030
00:58:02,670 --> 00:58:04,810
tonight. Sebastian, we're being hacked.

1031
00:58:05,530 --> 00:58:08,030
What do you mean, Manolo? The IT guy's
Andres Manuel.

1032
00:58:08,350 --> 00:58:11,210
Well, sure, I'm Andres Manuel. It's a
compound name.

1033
00:58:11,430 --> 00:58:12,430
Whose kids are those?

1034
00:58:12,910 --> 00:58:13,930
Sebastian, call security.

1035
00:58:14,130 --> 00:58:15,310
Yes, of course. No, wait.

1036
00:58:15,610 --> 00:58:16,810
Security, to the boss's office.

1037
00:58:17,510 --> 00:58:18,510
Sorry, Sebastian.

1038
00:58:23,180 --> 00:58:24,460
How many people are in here?

1039
00:58:24,740 --> 00:58:26,960
Ma 'am, this is trespassing. They're
squatters.

1040
00:58:27,660 --> 00:58:31,560
No, we're just a family. Well, maybe
we're a little dysfunctional, but we

1041
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:32,560
wanted to run.

1042
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:34,300
Sebastian, go after them.

1043
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,120
Sebastian, don't leave me alone.

1044
00:58:38,900 --> 00:58:39,900
Come on.

1045
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,200
I can't do it. I'll go.

1046
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:34,520
Little doll?

1047
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,120
Later!

1048
01:00:36,810 --> 01:00:40,570
Rafita? I found Santa Claus. He's in
here. They locked him up to wreck

1049
01:00:40,570 --> 01:00:42,890
Christmas. Rafita, who let you have a
license?

1050
01:00:43,270 --> 01:00:44,910
I don't believe this.

1051
01:00:45,230 --> 01:00:46,810
Yeah, I totally have him in here.

1052
01:00:47,690 --> 01:00:49,290
Get me out of here!

1053
01:00:53,930 --> 01:00:54,930
Pathetic.

1054
01:00:57,650 --> 01:00:58,650
Yeah.

1055
01:00:59,450 --> 01:01:02,110
I'm pretty sure Christmas is in our
hands now.

1056
01:01:09,610 --> 01:01:12,410
Work tomorrow, okay? Really? Christmas
Eve? You have to go to work? Well, yeah.

1057
01:01:12,470 --> 01:01:15,470
Rob won't seem to look it, but he's a
tyrant. See, I told you that, Guy. Shut

1058
01:01:15,470 --> 01:01:15,908
it, you two.

1059
01:01:15,910 --> 01:01:21,150
I hope that you don't get seasick
because all of you are taking a cruise

1060
01:01:21,150 --> 01:01:23,630
factory in Jakarta. Your plan is total
insanity.

1061
01:01:23,890 --> 01:01:25,690
You won't be able to fool the children.

1062
01:01:26,310 --> 01:01:29,870
Yes, children's souls are pure, and
they're able to tell the real Santa's

1063
01:01:29,870 --> 01:01:31,090
different from the one you've got.

1064
01:01:31,330 --> 01:01:34,990
My family has earned a living off of
those pure souls for generations.

1065
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:39,660
And I can promise you that they're the
stupidest creatures walking this earth.

1066
01:01:40,340 --> 01:01:41,340
Bye then.

1067
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:51,460
Oh, and one last thing. Just in case we
don't bump into each other. Happy

1068
01:01:51,460 --> 01:01:53,860
holidays. Oh, yeah. Happy holidays.

1069
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:57,640
Jeez, man. That lady is devilish. She's
mean, man.

1070
01:01:58,140 --> 01:02:00,320
It's so funny. Wow. It's incredible.

1071
01:02:05,730 --> 01:02:08,590
Another year like this, really? Well,
this year, it's not my fault.

1072
01:02:09,010 --> 01:02:12,370
Yeah, he's right. This is all Salma's
fault. What are you saying? If you'd

1073
01:02:12,370 --> 01:02:13,910
helped me with the robbery, I wouldn't
have been caught.

1074
01:02:14,230 --> 01:02:17,230
It's my fault because I went legit?
Yeah, I dare you to tell him that.

1075
01:02:17,450 --> 01:02:21,270
The worst part is that we have a lunatic
in the North Pole, slave -driving the

1076
01:02:21,270 --> 01:02:23,250
elves, and completely controlling
Christmas.

1077
01:02:23,790 --> 01:02:27,090
No, the worst thing is that we got Lucas
and Mia into all of this, and who knows

1078
01:02:27,090 --> 01:02:28,090
where they are, the poor thing.

1079
01:02:29,610 --> 01:02:30,610
What's good, man?

1080
01:02:31,570 --> 01:02:33,910
Lucas! Dad! What's cracking your feet
up?

1081
01:02:36,170 --> 01:02:39,550
I knew you still loved me, kiddo. Yeah,
yeah, but listen, try to keep it down.

1082
01:02:39,770 --> 01:02:40,890
And now who is this?

1083
01:02:41,130 --> 01:02:42,650
This is my good friend, Lolo.

1084
01:02:43,230 --> 01:02:47,310
Lolo Musicolo. Yep. He scared us to
death, but it was totally worth it. He

1085
01:02:47,310 --> 01:02:50,550
opened up the truck in a second. He
opens more doors than a chauffeur, this

1086
01:02:50,770 --> 01:02:54,370
Okay, knock it off. We have to get Santa
and move our butts out of here as quick

1087
01:02:54,370 --> 01:02:57,350
as we can. Thank you, young lady. I
don't know who you are, but it seems

1088
01:02:57,350 --> 01:02:59,530
you're the only one with intelligence in
this group.

1089
01:03:00,170 --> 01:03:03,270
Impossible. To open this thing, you'd
need the world's greatest locksmith.

1090
01:03:07,530 --> 01:03:11,730
Okay, guys, fine. I can open it, but on
one condition. I'm taking everything in

1091
01:03:11,730 --> 01:03:15,150
there. No, because that's stealing, and
now we're all good girls and boys.

1092
01:03:15,510 --> 01:03:16,990
Please, Salva, stop messing around.

1093
01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:19,390
Let him open this thing, and he can take
what he wants.

1094
01:03:22,550 --> 01:03:23,550
Ho,

1095
01:03:26,410 --> 01:03:27,348
ho, ho!

1096
01:03:27,350 --> 01:03:29,650
Not even being kidnapped can stop Santa.

1097
01:03:30,050 --> 01:03:31,130
I'm ready to go.

1098
01:03:31,510 --> 01:03:32,890
They better get ready, too.

1099
01:03:34,710 --> 01:03:35,870
There's gonna be...

1100
01:03:51,009 --> 01:03:52,009
Very sorry.

1101
01:03:52,110 --> 01:03:53,110
Where is our shipment?

1102
01:03:53,930 --> 01:03:56,070
Ma 'am, it must have left by now, but
don't worry.

1103
01:03:56,510 --> 01:03:58,630
Now, if I may, I'm going to see my
mother.

1104
01:03:59,170 --> 01:04:03,130
Christmas Eve is our favorite. Just me
and her, but she cooks enough to feed an

1105
01:04:03,130 --> 01:04:05,490
army. Well, I don't have that problem.

1106
01:04:06,110 --> 01:04:07,370
Don't tell me you're eating alone.

1107
01:04:07,570 --> 01:04:11,430
Come over and join us. The chicken that
my mom makes is amazing, and then the

1108
01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:12,850
three of us can play Scrabble.

1109
01:04:13,570 --> 01:04:15,730
No. Well, okay, Monopoly.

1110
01:04:16,090 --> 01:04:17,530
My God, are you serious?

1111
01:04:20,460 --> 01:04:22,420
What's the truck still doing here? And
it's open, too.

1112
01:04:24,100 --> 01:04:25,100
Well, come on.

1113
01:04:26,740 --> 01:04:28,320
Sebastian, say something. Lolo.

1114
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:33,860
These deadbeats.

1115
01:04:34,100 --> 01:04:36,640
I'm surrounded by utter deadbeats.

1116
01:04:37,860 --> 01:04:38,860
Dork.

1117
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:41,960
We're okay.

1118
01:04:42,260 --> 01:04:46,560
Let's all just be cool. This will not
take away my victory.

1119
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:50,370
You can't stop. The inevitable.

1120
01:05:04,690 --> 01:05:11,590
Cut it out with the stones

1121
01:05:11,590 --> 01:05:14,510
already. Just stop, idiot. It's okay.
I'm all out of rocks, so...

1122
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:19,820
The real Santa Claus. This is pretty
amazing. Yeah, in the flesh, kiddo.

1123
01:05:19,820 --> 01:05:20,820
accept imitations.

1124
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:22,060
Like those other guys.

1125
01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:23,300
Don't believe this.

1126
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:27,260
We've done this for 300 years without a
hitch. And this is going to be the one

1127
01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:28,460
where we have to resign.

1128
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:32,140
I didn't do anything. It was you. You
couldn't tell the difference between a

1129
01:05:32,140 --> 01:05:33,140
actor and the real me.

1130
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,960
And yet again, we have to figure out how
to be at the North Pole by Christmas

1131
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:42,360
Eve. There's no way we can do that. For
the first time in my life, I, uh... I

1132
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:43,640
have to let all the children down.

1133
01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:48,160
Why shouldn't I give up, Rudolph?

1134
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:49,800
I don't have anything.

1135
01:05:50,140 --> 01:05:56,180
I don't have my sleigh, and I'm working
with the grumpiest elf, two teenagers in

1136
01:05:56,180 --> 01:06:00,760
their awkward phase, a clown, and Salva,
who only this year has decided that he

1137
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:03,880
wanted to be good. So let's get this
figured out. Are we going to act like

1138
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:06,140
kids or bad kids? See? I tried to tell
you. Who cares?

1139
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:10,500
Oh, that's true.

1140
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,480
Rudolph, you're no reindeer. You're the
goat. Hey, what is it?

1141
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:17,500
Remember your dad built that souped -up
sleigh? Well, we could use that again.

1142
01:06:18,140 --> 01:06:19,260
Hey, he's right.

1143
01:06:20,300 --> 01:06:21,880
Rafita, where is it?

1144
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:26,020
Rafita. Huh?

1145
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:28,580
Tell me you didn't chuck it.

1146
01:06:29,660 --> 01:06:32,840
No, no way. Of course I didn't chuck it.
I don't throw anything out.

1147
01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:34,939
I sold it.

1148
01:06:34,940 --> 01:06:39,800
Well, no big deal. I'm sure whoever you
sold it to is a really nice person, and

1149
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:41,800
he'll lend it to us, no problem at all.

1150
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:44,870
Huh? Of course. Of course, man. No
problem at all.

1151
01:06:45,230 --> 01:06:48,890
If you need to slay for an emergency,
you can take it. That's totally good for

1152
01:06:48,890 --> 01:06:49,549
us, bro.

1153
01:06:49,550 --> 01:06:53,790
Oh, wow. Well, hey, that's great. Thanks
a lot. No, you can't, idiot. This is a

1154
01:06:53,790 --> 01:06:55,430
business. Why don't you try to make a
deal?

1155
01:06:55,630 --> 01:06:57,490
That's the way something be heard. Gotta
get a pair.

1156
01:06:57,690 --> 01:07:00,890
Come on, it's Christmas, and Santa Claus
himself needs to borrow it. Hey, no,

1157
01:07:00,970 --> 01:07:02,210
don't give me that. I'm retired.

1158
01:07:02,750 --> 01:07:05,730
Ramoncini's the boss here, and he's
completely heartless. He's like one of

1159
01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:08,630
business sharks on Wall Street. Look at
this guy. All he needs now is some hair

1160
01:07:08,630 --> 01:07:10,830
gel. Now pay us. Well, let's get this
clear, Ramon.

1161
01:07:11,050 --> 01:07:12,470
No, no, no, he's the man in charge.

1162
01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:13,950
Yes, I'm in charge of him.

1163
01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:18,530
Okay, Ramoncín, either you lend us the
sleigh or I will dine right now. Why,

1164
01:07:18,610 --> 01:07:21,130
wait, what? And you're not getting that
sandwich you like every day. Huh?

1165
01:07:24,150 --> 01:07:28,050
Our greatest work of artist mechanics,
Salvador Molina.

1166
01:07:28,350 --> 01:07:29,410
You're a true genius.

1167
01:07:29,770 --> 01:07:30,870
Bravo, ravita.

1168
01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:32,090
Ah, well, thank you.

1169
01:07:32,310 --> 01:07:36,070
Okay, all right, all right, all right,
okay, okay, okay, enough. You're just

1170
01:07:36,070 --> 01:07:38,550
drooling on me now. Uh, yeah, I'll turn
it up to go.

1171
01:07:39,940 --> 01:07:40,940
Okay.

1172
01:07:43,020 --> 01:07:44,620
Hmm. Nope.

1173
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:47,360
Okay.

1174
01:07:48,420 --> 01:07:49,420
Oh.

1175
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:53,700
Ma 'am, I think there's something that
you should see.

1176
01:07:54,100 --> 01:07:58,160
Hello there to all the children. This is
the one and only Santa Claus with a

1177
01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:02,500
special announcement for you. The man in
the ad earlier, he was an imposter.

1178
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:07,540
No. I would never have shared such a
terrible message with the world.

1179
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:13,320
That ad you saw, was the work of a
company that is heartless and cruel.

1180
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:19,600
Planet Toys, who also kidnapped me in
order to try to make a profit. Seems to

1181
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:22,399
that toy company has forgotten the
meaning of Christmas.

1182
01:08:24,979 --> 01:08:27,840
No, no, no, no, no, no!

1183
01:08:28,460 --> 01:08:33,500
So kids, don't forget to send me all of
your letters and know that I'm always

1184
01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:37,279
here to bring your Christmas wishes to
you all. Ho, ho, ho!

1185
01:08:39,850 --> 01:08:41,170
This is gonna break the internet.

1186
01:09:22,930 --> 01:09:23,930
Hello?

1187
01:09:27,850 --> 01:09:31,290
Mauro, you have to shut down the shop
and get out because Santa escaped and I

1188
01:09:31,290 --> 01:09:32,290
think he's going there.

1189
01:09:32,470 --> 01:09:36,430
Hey, I'm not going to run out of here
because that imposter has escaped. Do

1190
01:09:36,430 --> 01:09:38,270
understand me? What do you think this
is?

1191
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:41,640
You're not even really Santa. You're
just a failed actor who's more suited to

1192
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:42,398
being a waiter.

1193
01:09:42,399 --> 01:09:46,720
Me, a failure? The failure is you.
You're a complete disgrace to your

1194
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:50,279
managed to land the role of my life, and
I'm not giving it up. For anything or

1195
01:09:50,279 --> 01:09:51,300
anyone. Is that clear?

1196
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:52,640
For anyone.

1197
01:09:55,780 --> 01:09:58,160
What are you staring at?

1198
01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:00,440
Back to work!

1199
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,700
We'll try it again, guys. With energy.

1200
01:10:06,990 --> 01:10:10,010
I think it's time to get ready for my
close -up.

1201
01:10:13,030 --> 01:10:14,350
This is the end of it.

1202
01:10:14,610 --> 01:10:15,990
My father had it right.

1203
01:10:16,510 --> 01:10:17,510
Don't say that.

1204
01:10:19,490 --> 01:10:21,890
I'm just a deadbeat, and I'll never be
good enough.

1205
01:10:22,490 --> 01:10:26,710
No, don't say that. You're better as a
boss, smarter, more creative and

1206
01:10:26,710 --> 01:10:29,510
efficient, and, well, you're the one I
love.

1207
01:10:32,290 --> 01:10:33,650
No way it's not.

1208
01:10:34,370 --> 01:10:35,550
No way it's not.

1209
01:10:36,170 --> 01:10:38,070
I know. It's not right. I'm not good
enough.

1210
01:10:38,610 --> 01:10:39,610
Shut up and look.

1211
01:10:41,190 --> 01:10:42,790
Everyone is returning their toys.

1212
01:10:45,470 --> 01:10:48,050
I think we have to get out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We gotta get out of

1213
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:11,600
Rudolph is hitched up and ready to go.
Well, let's get going then. There's no

1214
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:14,280
time left to lose. I think you're going
to need this.

1215
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:20,240
Rami, you're the best head elf that a
Santa Claus could ever dream of. I swear

1216
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:21,240
it.

1217
01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:23,500
Oh, wow. What is that?

1218
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:26,100
That's the magic portal.

1219
01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:29,700
The elves use it to pass me the presents
from the workshop.

1220
01:11:30,140 --> 01:11:34,020
And it's starting to open, and that
means that time is running out.

1221
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:38,800
How amazing.

1222
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:40,700
Wow, it's full of elves.

1223
01:11:40,980 --> 01:11:41,980
Hello?

1224
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:45,100
I gotta see this up close.

1225
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,540
I'm going in. What has that little girl
done?

1226
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:50,520
We can't leave her alone with that
lunatic.

1227
01:11:50,740 --> 01:11:53,080
Anything can happen, sir. I'm crucified
by the PTA.

1228
01:11:53,340 --> 01:11:54,340
Wait for me, Mio.

1229
01:11:55,740 --> 01:11:57,160
Salva, you can't do it.

1230
01:11:57,640 --> 01:12:01,460
Salva, come on. If an adult could go
through that porthole, don't you think

1231
01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:04,580
already be over there right now trying
to stop that fraud?

1232
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:07,280
Only people with a totally pure heart.

1233
01:12:07,790 --> 01:12:11,250
Who are also below a height of five foot
tall are allowed to go through the

1234
01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:12,250
portal.

1235
01:12:16,230 --> 01:12:19,990
Enough with the jokes about the height
of the elves. For God's sake, I'm the

1236
01:12:19,990 --> 01:12:22,270
who ends up always having to save your
butt.

1237
01:12:23,010 --> 01:12:24,430
Enough grumbling to the portal.

1238
01:12:24,690 --> 01:12:25,690
Watch out!

1239
01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:30,790
How rad. It's all of the elves. Hello
there.

1240
01:12:31,270 --> 01:12:32,270
New friends.

1241
01:12:32,470 --> 01:12:34,570
Shh. Not a sound. He's somewhere near.

1242
01:12:34,890 --> 01:12:36,350
And be quick. He's really grumpy.

1243
01:12:37,070 --> 01:12:40,130
You guys, come with me. We can't let
Mauro find us.

1244
01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:43,810
He thinks he's grown up, but I'm not
leaving my son at the North Pole alone.

1245
01:12:44,070 --> 01:12:47,690
And hey, I'm not leaving my friend alone
either, got it? I knew that I could

1246
01:12:47,690 --> 01:12:48,890
count on you two buddies.

1247
01:12:49,770 --> 01:12:51,890
All right, let's see if Rudolph can
handle this.

1248
01:12:52,530 --> 01:12:56,090
My guy can handle anything. He's a
professional. Come on, we've got a

1249
01:12:56,090 --> 01:12:57,530
to save, guys. Giddy up!

1250
01:12:59,670 --> 01:13:00,670
Well,

1251
01:13:02,230 --> 01:13:03,910
I'd say you could pass for elves.

1252
01:13:04,250 --> 01:13:05,970
I don't know. I feel kind of ridiculous.

1253
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:08,060
Well, I think you look pretty cute.

1254
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:13,260
Well, we should get to it. You really
think this will work out? I added enough

1255
01:13:13,260 --> 01:13:16,120
sleeping pills to what he was drinking
to be able to knock out at least five

1256
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:20,040
reindeer. And this guy is taking a
liking to the elf punch like I've never

1257
01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:24,580
Wait just a minute, elves. You guys are
missing one last important detail.

1258
01:13:32,970 --> 01:13:37,550
Every self -respecting elf simply must
have their own set of pointy ears.

1259
01:13:37,870 --> 01:13:40,830
And these are the absolute best of the
best.

1260
01:13:45,150 --> 01:13:48,850
I'd say that I'm the king of the world.

1261
01:13:51,630 --> 01:13:53,050
Would you like some more, sir?

1262
01:13:54,270 --> 01:13:56,430
Have you guys seen all of these
countries?

1263
01:13:56,850 --> 01:14:00,990
I mean, do you see the whole world?
Well, tonight the entire planet is going

1264
01:14:00,990 --> 01:14:02,010
pay attention to me.

1265
01:14:02,820 --> 01:14:06,520
Wonderful, sir, but that's why you have
to stay hydrated. A little more punch,

1266
01:14:06,540 --> 01:14:11,260
eh? Oh, I love it so much. I swear to
you, I'd swim and elf punch. Well, have

1267
01:14:11,260 --> 01:14:12,139
some, have some.

1268
01:14:12,140 --> 01:14:16,220
But I've had so much already, I
shouldn't. Yeah, of course you should.

1269
01:14:16,220 --> 01:14:19,740
celebrate. It's Christmas Eve. Have some
more. Did your voices crack?

1270
01:14:20,660 --> 01:14:22,100
You guys are new, right?

1271
01:14:22,460 --> 01:14:23,460
Uh, mm.

1272
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:34,920
We have to be stealthy. Come on, let's
do this.

1273
01:14:42,060 --> 01:14:43,840
What is this nutcase done?

1274
01:14:44,100 --> 01:14:45,100
This is amazing.

1275
01:14:45,340 --> 01:14:48,600
I always thought Santa's workshop didn't
exist. You know, sort of like the White

1276
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:52,300
House. Wow, Rafita, it takes all kinds.
That's why you exist. Just focus.

1277
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:57,720
Where are you? You no good imposter.
Show yourself.

1278
01:14:58,540 --> 01:14:59,540
Show yourself.

1279
01:15:12,769 --> 01:15:14,070
Look who's here.

1280
01:15:14,270 --> 01:15:15,270
Christmas past.

1281
01:15:15,830 --> 01:15:20,210
You're just a big old faker. I don't
know how they possibly confused you for

1282
01:15:20,310 --> 01:15:21,930
I am vastly more athletic.

1283
01:15:22,490 --> 01:15:26,970
Now your reign of terror is over here.
Get out of my workshop this instant.

1284
01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:33,200
Ha! This is my house now, okay? And I am
better at being Santa Claus than you

1285
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:34,840
ever were, you fatso.

1286
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:36,139
Fatso, huh?

1287
01:15:36,140 --> 01:15:38,760
Well, it's thanks to me that we live in
a better world.

1288
01:15:38,980 --> 01:15:41,940
It's thanks to me that we have a better
profit margin.

1289
01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:45,320
And I'm more cheerful. How's that? I'm
more efficient. How's that?

1290
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:47,560
I'm famous for being generous.

1291
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:51,880
So am I. Look at this. I even got a
little present for you here.

1292
01:16:02,030 --> 01:16:05,310
Do you think that I was so stupid I
wouldn't notice?

1293
01:16:05,550 --> 01:16:09,670
I'll be honest with you. The punch was
delicious, but I'm not so easy to knock

1294
01:16:09,670 --> 01:16:11,310
out. Whoa, that guy can take it.

1295
01:16:11,590 --> 01:16:12,590
Let us out of here.

1296
01:16:13,190 --> 01:16:15,850
I'm sorry, kid, but I'm going to need
some kind of assurance.

1297
01:16:16,170 --> 01:16:17,670
Let go of my son or I'll destroy you.

1298
01:16:18,330 --> 01:16:19,330
Don't move.

1299
01:16:19,490 --> 01:16:23,510
Now, I'm crazy, and boy, do I know it.
If you try to get near... What?

1300
01:16:24,570 --> 01:16:28,670
I don't get it. You said if we try to
get near, then what's next? You didn't

1301
01:16:28,670 --> 01:16:29,670
finish your sentence.

1302
01:16:30,330 --> 01:16:33,650
For heaven's sakes, Rapita. Obviously,
he's going to try to hurt the kids.

1303
01:16:33,890 --> 01:16:35,290
Is that really what he meant? Seriously?

1304
01:16:35,550 --> 01:16:38,030
Yes. Now, this dude is a bad dude. Get
out of here.

1305
01:16:38,610 --> 01:16:39,970
I'm going to make you eat my dirt.

1306
01:16:42,070 --> 01:16:44,650
There can only be one. Yes, and it's me.

1307
01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:52,190
Luca!

1308
01:16:52,390 --> 01:16:53,750
Mia! No, Luca!

1309
01:16:54,350 --> 01:16:55,430
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1310
01:16:57,070 --> 01:16:58,070
Hey!

1311
01:16:58,320 --> 01:16:59,580
No fatty, not today.

1312
01:17:33,770 --> 01:17:37,590
lost this one. You didn't realize I
spent three years as a pirate on a

1313
01:17:37,590 --> 01:17:42,270
ship acting for tourists. That's fine,
but you're forgetting that I am magical.

1314
01:17:45,110 --> 01:17:46,110
Yes,

1315
01:17:48,770 --> 01:17:55,490
yes, yes, of course, okay, Mr. Santa,
but please don't hurt me. Everything was

1316
01:17:55,490 --> 01:17:59,630
all that toy store lady's fault. I just
wanted to play you. Please, will you

1317
01:17:59,630 --> 01:18:01,090
seek forgiveness in your heart?

1318
01:18:01,350 --> 01:18:03,210
All right, I forgive you.

1319
01:18:03,550 --> 01:18:04,550
Go on, get up, Morrow.

1320
01:18:04,950 --> 01:18:06,090
You see that, kids?

1321
01:18:06,650 --> 01:18:09,090
Compassion is indeed the most powerful
weapon to use.

1322
01:18:09,470 --> 01:18:10,470
Watch out!

1323
01:18:33,350 --> 01:18:37,030
Do not know it's me, Salma. The real
Santa Claus is me, you guys.

1324
01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:38,250
Ho, ho, ho!

1325
01:18:38,490 --> 01:18:41,710
No, I am the one who is the real Santa.
Ho, ho, ho!

1326
01:18:42,410 --> 01:18:43,410
This is impossible.

1327
01:18:43,710 --> 01:18:45,070
They even laugh the same, you guys.

1328
01:18:45,330 --> 01:18:48,850
Just ask them both a question that could
only be answered by the real Santa.

1329
01:18:49,850 --> 01:18:52,350
Who can tell me what Lucas asked you to
bring him?

1330
01:18:52,570 --> 01:18:53,750
I can. I know it.

1331
01:18:54,370 --> 01:18:55,610
You bust it.

1332
01:18:56,030 --> 01:18:58,670
What are you doing, Salma, you idiot?

1333
01:18:58,890 --> 01:19:00,930
Man, you just paralyzed my arm with
that.

1334
01:19:01,290 --> 01:19:04,090
You took the bait, though, man. Lucas
didn't write to Santa this year. No,

1335
01:19:04,090 --> 01:19:08,070
actually, Dad, I did. I wrote a letter.
Are you kidding me, Lucas? Well, it's

1336
01:19:08,070 --> 01:19:09,690
just that I still believe in Santa.

1337
01:19:10,050 --> 01:19:13,570
Thank you, Lucas. At the very least, I'm
grateful I can still trust you. See you

1338
01:19:13,570 --> 01:19:14,930
later, loser. Hey, he's getting away.

1339
01:19:16,530 --> 01:19:20,350
Hasta la vista, babies. Just watch. I'm
going to get some serious revenge.

1340
01:19:21,230 --> 01:19:22,230
Well, it's okay.

1341
01:19:22,410 --> 01:19:26,010
As voracious as the polar bears are this
year, he's not going to last ten

1342
01:19:26,010 --> 01:19:27,950
minutes. Come on. Come get us.

1343
01:19:36,100 --> 01:19:40,720
Lucas! Mia! Hey, just one second, man.
This whole doubles thing has me crazy.

1344
01:19:40,860 --> 01:19:42,100
How do I know that's really your dad?

1345
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:45,440
You're like the dumbest person ever.
Well, I guess.

1346
01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:49,740
There's no time for us to celebrate.
It's Christmas Eve, and those toys are

1347
01:19:49,740 --> 01:19:53,580
going to be delivered on their own. I
just don't think that we could make it

1348
01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:54,579
this Christmas.

1349
01:19:54,580 --> 01:19:58,080
Yeah, but you're forgetting one thing,
which is that we've got two sleighs this

1350
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:01,700
year. Salvador, you're going to save
Christmas again.

1351
01:20:03,220 --> 01:20:04,560
Ho, ho, ho!

1352
01:20:16,460 --> 01:20:17,339
So amazing.

1353
01:20:17,340 --> 01:20:19,720
Can I drive it, Santa? Can I drive it?
Can I drive it?

1354
01:20:20,100 --> 01:20:22,680
Rafita, you behave or you'll have to
stay here, okay?

1355
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:27,040
Zalva, do you prefer the southern
hemisphere or the northern hemisphere?

1356
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:29,320
I'll take the south. It'll be a lot
hotter.

1357
01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:32,440
We're out of here. Wish us luck, guys.

1358
01:20:34,980 --> 01:20:37,080
Man, I love it when they all start
singing.

1359
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:38,800
I kind of prefer a silent one.

1360
01:20:40,820 --> 01:20:41,820
All right, guys.

1361
01:20:57,100 --> 01:21:00,420
I've never had to deliver presents in
such a crazy rush. Well, speed up. No

1362
01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:01,640
traffic tickets in the sky.

1363
01:21:01,900 --> 01:21:05,060
Or something else, Ravita. Yeah? But you
know you're right. More eggs!

1364
01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:10,260
We only have four hours left, Dad. It's
so stressful. Come on, guys, hurry!

1365
01:21:11,860 --> 01:21:14,820
Chill, you don't need to be scared. My
dad's an amazing pilot.

1366
01:22:15,410 --> 01:22:18,650
Oh, I love their salad dressing. I
really only like it on a roof.

1367
01:22:19,550 --> 01:22:20,570
Hey, what is that?

1368
01:22:21,190 --> 01:22:23,450
Is it a bird? Uh, no, it's a plane.

1369
01:22:24,070 --> 01:22:25,850
No, no, no, no, no. It's those two guys.

1370
01:22:26,510 --> 01:22:27,530
It's so good. Wait, what?

1371
01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:28,750
Coming fast.

1372
01:22:59,530 --> 01:23:02,270
You know where the chimneys start, but
not where they end. You're a chicken.

1373
01:23:02,530 --> 01:23:03,670
You're a chicken.

1374
01:23:04,010 --> 01:23:05,150
You're a chicken.

1375
01:23:06,930 --> 01:23:08,930
Rafita, the gifts for San Francisco.

1376
01:23:13,810 --> 01:23:15,470
Maybe you guys can help me out just a
little.

1377
01:23:16,490 --> 01:23:18,070
Hey, let's do this, Papito.

1378
01:23:18,350 --> 01:23:21,930
Take that thing off. You and I are here
to bring stuff, not take it away.

1379
01:23:45,710 --> 01:23:47,770
on Christmas without a gift. Wow.

1380
01:23:48,130 --> 01:23:50,050
This was such an amazing night, really.

1381
01:23:50,550 --> 01:23:52,150
I want to thank you so much, Santa.

1382
01:23:52,470 --> 01:23:56,130
Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it. The truth
is, I never could have done it without

1383
01:23:56,130 --> 01:23:57,310
you guys this year.

1384
01:23:57,610 --> 01:24:01,810
Yeah, so, hey, I was kind of thinking
about something. I know I'm a big dude

1385
01:24:01,810 --> 01:24:04,730
only one of my arms works, but maybe I
can be an elf for you.

1386
01:24:05,410 --> 01:24:07,010
No, Rafita, no. Okay.

1387
01:24:08,290 --> 01:24:12,570
An elf, huh? Why would you want to be
that? You're much more important than

1388
01:24:12,570 --> 01:24:13,570
now, really.

1389
01:24:13,710 --> 01:24:14,710
You're a friend.

1390
01:24:15,100 --> 01:24:16,760
Ho, ho, ho. All right, Rudolph.

1391
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:18,000
Go. Giddy up.

1392
01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:20,420
Long live Christmas.

1393
01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:24,120
Let's go.

1394
01:24:24,540 --> 01:24:26,460
Wait, wait. Here we go. Here we go.
Whoa.

1395
01:24:27,860 --> 01:24:28,860
Well,

1396
01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:32,480
Mia, I hope you had a lot of fun and
your parents were also very

1397
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:35,040
It's cool. They know that I'm in good
company.

1398
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:36,560
Fantastic. Thanks.

1399
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,820
Lucas. Well, go on.

1400
01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:41,940
Huh? She called you over.

1401
01:24:52,270 --> 01:24:55,890
This was the best day of my life. And by
the way, you never said who you asked

1402
01:24:55,890 --> 01:24:56,890
for in your letter.

1403
01:24:57,990 --> 01:25:01,550
Um, well, you know, the usual.

1404
01:25:02,030 --> 01:25:05,270
Uh, just a video game and a t -shirt.

1405
01:25:05,990 --> 01:25:09,290
You don't have to lie to me. I already
heard from Santa, so...

1406
01:25:23,310 --> 01:25:24,310
I'm coming.

1407
01:25:25,050 --> 01:25:26,310
What a rush.

1408
01:25:26,550 --> 01:25:27,550
Wonderful.

1409
01:26:13,250 --> 01:26:14,710
You know, I really don't get it.

1410
01:26:15,070 --> 01:26:17,350
All night we go around delivering
presents everywhere.

1411
01:26:18,450 --> 01:26:19,790
And none of us really got any.

1412
01:26:20,410 --> 01:26:23,130
Well, we had a lot of time to get them.
Yeah, Dad, you're right.

1413
01:26:23,790 --> 01:26:25,010
Hey, what's that thing there?

1414
01:26:25,610 --> 01:26:27,210
I have a surprise for you guys.

1415
01:26:28,310 --> 01:26:31,710
Please, son, really. You didn't have to
get me anything at all. Just knowing

1416
01:26:31,710 --> 01:26:36,030
that you love me. I mean, for me,
everything else is... Oh, jeez, it's

1417
01:26:36,110 --> 01:26:37,790
That's so rad, bro. Isn't it cool?

1418
01:26:38,010 --> 01:26:40,450
Come on, I'll do the kickoff. All right,
come on, kick it.

1419
01:26:42,110 --> 01:26:44,630
Come on. Hey, who's the place against my
arm?

1420
01:26:46,470 --> 01:26:47,470
Hey,

1421
01:26:49,630 --> 01:26:54,210
come on. It's your turn.

1422
01:26:54,450 --> 01:26:58,370
I'm gonna join you or I'll just get
bored Now you're gonna see how it's done

1423
01:27:07,050 --> 01:27:11,450
An elf, huh? Why would you want to be
that? You're much more important than

1424
01:27:11,450 --> 01:27:12,450
now, really.

1425
01:27:12,550 --> 01:27:13,550
You're a friend.

1426
01:27:14,030 --> 01:27:19,350
Oh, come on now. These are just things
that you say. The kid needed the support

1427
01:27:19,350 --> 01:27:22,850
of a father figure. And to be honest,
who could do it better, you know?

1428
01:27:27,650 --> 01:27:31,190
Hey, come on, come on. Please, you guys.
You elves know that you're more

1429
01:27:31,190 --> 01:27:34,770
important than that. Why, you guys are
your family, you know.

1430
01:27:36,910 --> 01:27:38,210
That's what you tell everyone.

1431
01:27:38,490 --> 01:27:41,350
Great, Rami. You always find a way to
kick a man when he's down.

1432
01:27:41,710 --> 01:27:43,130
Isn't there something you're forgetting?

1433
01:27:44,330 --> 01:27:46,270
Yeah, of course.

1434
01:27:46,730 --> 01:27:48,410
Let's all get the party started.

1435
01:28:20,010 --> 01:28:21,010
Ho, ho, ho, ho.

1436
01:28:21,350 --> 01:28:24,550
Another year I was able to make
Christmas a success, huh?

1437
01:28:24,950 --> 01:28:25,949
Well, we did.

1438
01:28:25,950 --> 01:28:29,070
Ho, ho, ho, ho. Come on now. Do you have
to take everything so literally?

1439
01:28:29,490 --> 01:28:31,190
Well, yeah. You're always taking all the
credit.

1440
01:28:31,690 --> 01:28:35,790
Ah, Rami, don't be so grumpy. Just pour
me a little bit of that maple liquor.

1441
01:28:36,010 --> 01:28:37,010
I'm not your servant.

1442
01:28:37,210 --> 01:28:40,250
I ask because you're standing right next
to it, man. I know you're not my

1443
01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:41,750
servant. Only because you're really old.

1444
01:28:41,990 --> 01:28:44,210
Otherwise... Ah, you get grumpier every
year, Rami.